Members Terry Allan Hall Posted October 16, 2007 Members Posted October 16, 2007 First of all, Happy National Feral Cat Day... I took the liberty of composing a Feral Cat Day carol just for the occasion...to the tune of "Jingle Bells" Feral cats, feral cats Living 'neath my house If they don't an eviction They better catch a mouse Feral cats, feral cats All over this town Take 'em to get their winkie's whacked It keeps the numbers down! Crapping in the yard Hunting birds all day Yowling at the goddam moon That's a feral feline's way But, my daughter thinks they're cute She puts out milk and chow I just watch where I walk I'm so glad they're not cows! (chorus) A day or two ago A kitty I did see Stretched out like he owned the place Sleeping in our tree Soon a sparrow lit Upon a nearby branch Lickety-split he got in gear And Kitty soon had lunch! (chorus) And what would one play to accompany such a delightful ditty? Wait for it... soon, very soon... OK, almost here...
Members denvertrakker Posted October 16, 2007 Members Posted October 16, 2007 Well, there's feral and then there's feral. You don't have any of these lurking about, do you?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bobcat2.jpg
Members Queequeg Posted October 16, 2007 Members Posted October 16, 2007 wait-You put humbuckers on it???what were you thinking?How many times do I have to tell ya?"single coil!"
Members millenium_03 Posted October 16, 2007 Members Posted October 16, 2007 Bizarre guitar, Does she MOEW ????
Members Treborklow Posted October 16, 2007 Members Posted October 16, 2007 Incredibly offensive guitar.
Members AugTPD Posted October 16, 2007 Members Posted October 16, 2007 If I wouldn't have know better I immediately would have assumed those lyrics came from a Flight of the Concords song!
Members Terry Allan Hall Posted October 16, 2007 Author Members Posted October 16, 2007 If I wouldn't have know better I immediately would have assumed those lyrics came from a Flight of the Concords song!We're all on the same medication...
Members Hemroidius Posted October 17, 2007 Members Posted October 17, 2007 wait- You put humbuckers on it??? what were you thinking? How many times do I have to tell ya? " single coil!" As an owner of living cats, that has got to be one of the most hideous images I've ever seen ... but Yeah, definitely gotta have single coils installed on a guitar made from a cat. How else could you do the "meow" lick from "My City was Gone"? (Pretenders)
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