Members Awesmotronicle Posted February 3, 2006 Members Share Posted February 3, 2006 has anyone said buy an ovation yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tony Burns Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Fishing line makes great guitar strings and its cheaper too ! when a string breaks you can always tie a couple of broken ones together - saves a lot of hard earned cash Buy a Taylor - especially a new one with the Quality fingerjoint on the neck- saves Taylor alot of money and you too ! you can wrap your guitar in a plastic garbage bag and it makes a great slig for over your shoulder and carry bag ( you dont even need a case any more ), for traveling with your D-45 paint your guitar with spray paint ,thats what all the big stars do ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Salami Nation Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 bologna is the prime rib of luncheon meats:thu: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackwr Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Originally posted by SilleeSpyder The best way to tell an amp sounds good is to hear how it sounds underwater where sound travels better. KOOL....No wonder they call them sound waves:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlueStrat Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 always buy your guitars online, from a private seller, and believe every word he says about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members studyscoot Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Assume that if they have over 1000 posts on HC that they know what they're talking about. Judge guitars by the headstock and women by their breast size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Greg Bogoshian Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Originally posted by aeschylus Buy a rosewood back and sides guitar Since this is a bad advice thread, listen to the quote above and assume it is bad advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Greg Bogoshian Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Let your wife go out on that dinner date with that NBA player... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t60 fan Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Originally posted by studyscoot Assume that if they have over 1000 posts on HC that they know what they're talking about. Judge guitars by the headstock and women by their breast size. *gasp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t60 fan Posted February 4, 2006 Members Share Posted February 4, 2006 Originally posted by Tony Burns Buy a Taylor - especially a new one with the Quality fingerjoint on the neck- saves Taylor alot of money and you too ! Yeah, no money to be saved using "select hardwoods" and HPL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JohnnyCanuck Posted February 5, 2006 Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 Use real fire on any maple guitar to get a true 'flame' effect. Remove the truss rod from your guitar once you get it home, it's only there to keep everything snug during the shipping process. You can turn any acoustic guitar into electric by simply stripping the wires off of any electric cord, attaching them to any 2 strings and plugging it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JasmineTea Posted February 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 Originally posted by JohnnyCanuck You can turn any acoustic guitar into electric by simply stripping the wires off of any electric cord, attaching them to any 2 strings and plugging it in. Ok, that's pretty darn rediculous, but I laughed.. edit: laughing some more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Andrewrg Posted February 5, 2006 Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 Originally posted by Cldplytkmn buy a taylor, add elixirs... viola... Buy a Viola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JasmineTea Posted February 5, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 Yep, I'd say buying a viola is pretty bad guitar advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Andrewrg Posted February 5, 2006 Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 Originally posted by JasmineTea Yep, I'd say buying a viola is pretty bad guitar advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members acombmusicman Posted February 5, 2006 Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 Let your 18 month old daughter use guitar as a painting easel. The strings hold the paper nicely. Then let the child clean it use a pan scrubber. It doesn't scratch at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cldplytkmn Posted February 5, 2006 Members Share Posted February 5, 2006 let your daughter date a musician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t60 fan Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Superglue helps stabilize bridgepins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackwr Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by Andrewrg Buy a Viola? yep, it's for the big fiddle sound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stophe88 Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by SilleeSpyder Anyway first thing his friend said: "There are two kinds of guitars, Ones that play good and ones that sound good -you can never find both in the same guitar -so which kind you want is up to you!" "That has 15 amps, thats pretty good" that's unbelievable i hope someone said something to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Charlies Ghost Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 metronomes and guitar tuners are a waste of money.I can't see how anyone would need either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SilleeSpyder Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by Charlies Ghost metronomes and guitar tuners are a waste of money.I can't see how anyone would need either. ...well there are some people -but they probably wouldn't be needing that kind of advice anyway;) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tompetty Posted February 6, 2006 Members Share Posted February 6, 2006 Originally posted by Danocoustic "Go ahead and turn the truss rod all you want, you're not strong enough to hurt anything". ---posted on HC electric guitars board Funny {censored}.....sig worthy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jamesp Posted December 27, 2010 Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 Only pay attention to the latest threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members katopp Posted December 27, 2010 Members Share Posted December 27, 2010 Only post in threads older than 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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