Members garthman Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Last Friday, I went shopping for my weekly groceries. It's cold where I live and at any time, I could be snowed in so I had to stock up on food. It was crowded in the market which came as no surprise really but I don't like crowds. The check out lines were long so I decided to improvise and try to work my way in front of the others in line. Since I was wearing an adult diaper anyway, I decided to cut a nasty string of wet farts and gas these people out. The diaper would insure that even if I drew mud while straining, it was ok. My blue jeans wouldn't get soiled. I made my way to the back of the line and spotted a young couple in front of me. Their cart was full so I had to gas them out of line. I'm not waiting on them! I very quietly strained and cut a long, low rumbling wet fart that actually vibrated my jeans. Within seconds, they became ill and started looking around. The young husband thought his wife had cut one because he asked her if that was one of hers. Then I started waving my hand in front of my face and I said "oh goodness. Does someone need to use the restroom?". They became embarrassed and moved out of line. Good stuff! It worked. Try it next time you're in a hurry. Weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 And I'm 6ft and only 150lbs Fatties :poke: Sosbanfachynberwiaryt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Surely you jest. There is no frame left to leave! She'd been parked in front of them, but drove off quickly in case people mistakenly assumed they were related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Last Friday, I went shopping for my weekly groceries. It's cold where I live and at any time, I could be snowed in so I had to stock up on food. It was crowded in the market which came as no surprise really but I don't like crowds. The check out lines were long so I decided to improvise and try to work my way in front of the others in line. Since I was wearing an adult diaper anyway, I decided to cut a nasty string of wet farts and gas these people out. The diaper would insure that even if I drew mud while straining, it was ok. My blue jeans wouldn't get soiled. I made my way to the back of the line and spotted a young couple in front of me. Their cart was full so I had to gas them out of line. I'm not waiting on them! I very quietly strained and cut a long, low rumbling wet fart that actually vibrated my jeans. Within seconds, they became ill and started looking around. The young husband thought his wife had cut one because he asked her if that was one of hers. Then I started waving my hand in front of my face and I said "oh goodness. Does someone need to use the restroom?". They became embarrassed and moved out of line. Good stuff! It worked. Try it next time you're in a hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 Is that a diet Coke? Normally I'd request a better view, but in this case I'd be in fear of the end result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knockwood Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'd hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'd hit it. Well, there's fat chance of missing it, but what with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigald18 Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 We chubbier people in this world take offense at all these off color remarks!:cop: BigAl :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kujozilla Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 And I'm 6ft and only 150lbs Fatties :poke: Sosbanfachynberwiaryt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 I was that size as a freshman in high school. I dressed goth because the clothes made me look bigger That'd be the bat wings. There's a lot of Goth activity at given times of the year in nearby Whitby (Not too far down the coast) as they search for certain Dracula related visitor attractions. God only knows where they are, but heading down there sometimes reminds me of scenes from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Palmer Posted February 19, 2010 Members Share Posted February 19, 2010 We chubbier people in this world take offense at all these off color remarks! :cop: BigAl :poke: There's nothing wrong with chubby , but not too many appear in public wearing miniscule bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted September 3, 2011 Author Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 Bump ... because I love how Gary Palmer (and his alter ego S. Stronebridge) makes an ass out of himself in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Galabar Posted September 3, 2011 Members Share Posted September 3, 2011 ... but I agree with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted September 9, 2013 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2013 I'm going to necro this thread....Just because HCAGF is so slow and it has some cool pics.Plus I think the outrage was pretty funny if you read through the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted January 24, 2015 Author Members Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'm going to necro this old thread. Because it was awesome. Shoot me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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