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Well late news but apparently a Giant Penis has attacked Tokyo


TheWewus

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I'm afraid it's true, and reports are sporadic but some kind of gigantic, mutant penis has attacked Tokyo and the city is in ruins.

It seems the regular news is not reporting this, but there are heavy casulties in Tokyo, or somewhere, or something is not quite right, and this all has nothing to do with dolphins.... I assure you.

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Wewus, your fingers aren't typing in sync with the words I'm reading. Is this thread dubbed?

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Oh yeah, I think it's in search of the 50 foot woman...

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Let's go, Gamera!

Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat, we've been eating Gamera! Shells, teeth, eyes, flames, claws, breath, scales, fun!

Dr. Forrester is kind of a jerk, and Frank is really dumb, too.

We have to take part in these lame experiments.

But do we complain?

No!

No!

Yes!

Huh? So we hi-keeba all over the place...

And talk of a thousand wonderful things!

Everybody now!

Gamera is really sweet, He is filled with turtle meat, now we have Commercial Sign!
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Tonight at 10pm, Pamela Anderson will tell all about Giant Penis on Comedy Central. It'll be on the History Channel starting in September.

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