OT Humor - How to diagnose your computer virus.

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If everything on your screen shifts to the right you have the Pat Bucannan virus.

 

If your printer starts shredding documents you have the Ollie North virus.

 

If your computer stops taking your input and instead turns control over to a big network in Texas you have the George Bush virus.

 

If your computer sends all of your data to Atlanta you have the Delta virus.

 

If your computer refuses to delete a file you have the Right to Life virus.

 

If your computer insists that it has the right to delete files without your permission you have the Pro-Choice virus.

 

If your computer becomes obsessed with its motherboard you have the Freudian virus.

 

If your hard drive keeps fluctuating between 200 Gig and 100 Gig you have the Oprah virus.

 

If your computer deletes Christmas and Easter from your computer calendar you have the ACLU virus.

 

If your computer keeps asking for money you have the PBS virus.

 

If your computer keeps spending money you don