SaltyDogg

Originally Posted by tequila_titan A woman who was eye-ballin' me all night took my money that was sitting on a table when we got paid and when I said, "Excuse me, can I have my cash?", she said. "You gotta earn it", so I went to her house, screwed the livin' {censored} out of her, she gave me back my money and I went home. I also {censored}ed a girl just because of the size of her tits. They were glorious, I still think about them from time to time. Time for me to start playing out and leaving my money on tables.

Originally posted by DevilRaysFan OK - The PG version - Two girls, who I originally thought were sisters, would come see my band play a lot back then. They were nice looking but, back then, I was nice looking (not so anymore) so I had plenty to work with. After a gig opening for Molly Hatchett, guess who was backstage? Anyway, I wound up in their Ford Escort later with a bottle of Southern Comfort and we all start talking and this is when I findout that they were Mom/Daughter. I'll censor the next part. We go to a Holiday Inn. Rest of the story censored. Thats the best I can do, bro Bizarre. I guess the old lady was just showing her kid some tricks. Afterall if they're so close in age why not? Just don't tell me they made out with each other. If I were in your shoes and that started happening, I would probably puke. Edit: I would puke the morning after.

Originally posted by DevilRaysFan About 1990, I had a threesome with a very hot Mom (late 30s) and her even hotter daughter (late teens) Waiting for the longer version..........................????

Originally posted by kevorkazito All I will say is that I am shocked that very hot 15 year-old girls are getting into bars and backstage... one that comes to mind is one of those hotties forgot her asthma puffer so she said that we had to remain 'vertical' most of the night... Keep in mind that girls >=14 are legal in Canada Nonetheless, I was shocked when she said "I just turned 15!" Legal for drinking or legal for boinking? Time to start gigging in Canada. It's only a good 10 hour drive or so.