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Originally posted by Philo Beddoe Was judas really a priet? He touched the children, and the children touched him. It was only a matter of time before he showed them his love for Jesus, and what Jesus would do...

Originally posted by guitar shmoe the killer awoke before dawn...he put his boots on...he took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall... Don't even get me start you FIEND! I've eaten enough {censored} to know your cooking from dog biscuits, so just tuck your elbow into the rag and lick the counter.

Originally posted by guitar shmoe purple umbrellas with the tales of brave Ullysis and the fishies in the sea..... Only if their spines encourage the use of cat guts and squish cheerios from them angry political rabble.

Originally posted by Stink Monkey Soooooooooo...if that law had passed where burning the American Flag is illegal, were their any other provisions? I mean, I could still burn other country's flags right? Only if they have tasty tentacles, each of them ten feet long, with iron spectacles glued to their eyelids.

Originally posted by Pedo Phile Do you milk them, like a cow? Only when they are fresh, and infected with brass tacks.

Big, huge tits, swelling up on my back.

Originally posted by guitar shmoe you're such a rebel Actually, I'm just pro-america, but it seems like the gov't isn't. This isn't a serious post. Please don't take it seriously or I'll be forced to eat my face off.

Originally posted by guitar shmoe ah....burning the flag and going to the streets and throwing a 'hissy fit'.... I often burn the flag. Then I head into town and throw rocks at the police and their vehicles. That'll teach them.

Originally posted by kush06 Who doesn't? That's an interesting experiment. Lend me some of your cow-porn and I'll test it out. I haven't got any. I was really hoping that you did.

Originally posted by Philo Beddoe I thought all cows were nude? You need to light the lantern.

Originally posted by kush06 Personally, I think people should have the right to burn the flag. Having said that, I find it offensive and disrespectful, but don't think it needs to be legislated, there are much more important things to put under a microscope in our country now. All of this is just another ploy for the republicans to get their constituents to the polls, just like gay marriage was last time around. I wish the left had hot-button topics like that to mass their electorate, but a constitutional amendment to outlaw being a redneck just won't fly, and would disenfranchise most of an entire political party. I bet you're the kind of guy that gets aroused when looking at pictures of nude cows.

Originally posted by tommythelurker Depends. Is the chicken grilled or crispy? Spicy chicken. Crispy.

So would you let a gay cow poke you in the bottom for a million bucks and a chicken sandwich?

Originally posted by Romanian Reaper You want to protest, burn a North Korean flag. They probably made it though, which means that you're burning something that you paid for anyways.

It was a green lantern.