Guitar Guru

I posted this when it happened last year, but I'll tell the tale one more time. Here's the short-short version. Showed up to soundcheck. Sound guy brought his girlfriend and another female friend to the gig. This female friend was drunk already. She thought we were some other band. But she kept professing her love for our music. During our set, she came on stage twice to "dance". Her first dance consisted of showing the crowd her bare ass. Her second dance had her pulling her pants down to her ankles and rubbing her cooch on my picking hand in the middle of the song. Don't believe me? View the video on our website......the link is below.