Toto99

I was in the garden centre of all places one day and the girl working in there recognised me from one of our shows. She was a petite brunette with a nice chest and she kept saying "oh you were amazing, I loved your set" and basically really badly flirting with me. So I asked her if she wanted to grab a drink later. I got her number and called her later and we had a drink in the bar. Sooner or later it was obvious she wanted to go, so I said "you go home, I need to finish a few things at home" you know, playing hard to get to lead her on. So she went home but then called me about 20 minutes later and asked if she could come over. I pretended to reluctantly agree and told her "don't forget 'the stuff' if you know what I mean" and she laughed. As promised, she came over 10 minutes later and brought me some more Miracle-Gro from the garden centre. And that's how I grew peas. . *drum roll* ho ho ho .

Get one of these excersisers: Then order a set of these to put on it: I would go with the yellow exerciser, it's plenty for most folks. The fingertip things are slightly sharp and hard plastic, so they really help build up calluses quick. I keep one in the car and just use it while I'm driving. I actually own a red one of these which I bought for wrestling training, but I've always found it too tough. Might try one of the lighter ones. Thanks for the tip!

Just wondered if there is anything I can do (apart from playing constant guitar which I already do - 4 hours+ a day) to harden the tips of my fingers. Sometimes my fingertips hurt a little bit after a few hours of playing. Maybe I should rub them on sandpaper or something