paulisme

Oops, sorry-John Mayer thread. What's up with John Mayer and his penchant for Banana Hammock guitars? That dude's got balls. No, seriously, you can see each individual one right there.

God damn I hate this place. All of a sudden guys like Chuck Berry are the shining examples of humility and grace, when it suits your argument? Get real. People also seem to forget that Chuck Berry served three jail terms (armed robbery, transporting a minor across state lines, and tax evasion). I love Chuck Berry as much as the next guy, but he's no saint.

Why is this thread so long? EG It would be shorter if you hadn't posted this.

All you sinners swing!

It seems a little offensive in print, but if someone had said the thing about the David Duke penis to me during a conversation, I'd have had a good laugh and not thought twice about it. When quotes like this get out, it seems like people only get offended by the thought that someone else might get offended. When Steve Jordan or David Ryan Harris leaves his band over the comment, then I'll admit that he went too far.

Mustaine does not have a mullet. If you think he does, you need a lesson in hair styles, too. Short in the front, long in the back. Looks like a mullet to me. I apologize if there is some subtlety I'm missing that offends your sense of hairdressing expertise.

I think Wesley Willis said it best... [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE]

As important as breathing is to being alive.

I dig the music, the lead singer is hot, but dude, you've got to lose the Pee Wee Herman suit. I expect something that sounds like the Talking Heads when I see someone dressed like that. It's like you're trying to not be taken too seriously. You guys are cooler than that.

There's NO guitar that you don't want? Would you want a guitar made from Hitler's turds with Stalin's pubes for frets?

It's definitely my biggest thing, though I don't do it professionally (I'm a software engineer).