Oops-A-Paisley

Hello again

anybody want an old pair of socks and last years diary, I have a bowl of petunias up for sale aswell

Thats a really fat {censored}

Boobies They do not smell like big foots dick, i think

no...it's a thing of hell! run away

this thread is a hell of a thing

Nice arse

become a naturist and sunbathe regularly in the garden LOL

There this mad woman at the bottom of my garden, she is old and drinks a lot. Her favourite past-time is to drink and phone up the local radio station (3 counties) she then puts them straight on a few matters She has a way with words. A sort of stilted, official way. She is incredibly stupid but intertwines amazing amounts of false facts into concise and neat theories, and she is absolutely right about everything she says. She also rings me up and complains about the height of the trees at the bottom of my garden. they are 3 metres high say about 10 foot but cause her such problems. Apparently the roots are causing problems with her paving, which is attached to the back of her house roughly 25m from the 3m high trees My other neighbour is the Pub landlord. He is an arse. there are 3 panels down on his fence and he refuses to fix them , therefor his beer garden has an opening into my garden nobody goes in it anyway so He should fix it His beer is {censored} Its a shame I wish someone would buy the pub off him It is up for sale but hes asking too much