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    With my sincerest apologies to Roger and Dave ... and Nick and Rick too ...

    Uncomfortably Numb (A Parody in real-life time)

    My name is Doc Rauzzino
    And this is Dr. Kimball
    We’re gonna split your brains in two

    Come on, now!
    You’ve got insurance, right?
    They won’t raise your rates
    For a mere 300 grand

    We need some information too
    Just the basic facts
    Bank accounts will do

    Dude! I’m in pain, could you stop yelling
    My head is aching, fit to split
    The nausea’s coming through in waves
    Just write down on this paper what you’re saying
    I’ll read it later when my eyes focus
    My head feels like it’s being beaten like a drum
    Just fire up your laser twizzlestick
    Give a quick stir, I don’t want it shaken
    Just take my pain away
    I just want to become comfortably numb

    All we need is money
    I just bought a brand new Porsche
    Guess who’s gonna pay for it!

    Can ya hold on
    For maybe three or four more hours
    I’ve got a nine-oclock tee time
    And you’re paying for that too.

    There is no pain, they nicked the nerve sheath
    A slip of the laser twizzlestick
    My right eye's on permanent vacay
    My lips move but I can't taste what I'm eating
    When I had a brain it grew a tumor
    A ping pong ball sized headache source
    I had the bloomin' thing cut out
    I can't feel half my face no more
    Or taste my raisin bran
    I have become uncomfortably numb
    Last edited by Axee-o-matic; 11-28-2016, 05:03 PM.
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  • #2
    Dang! That's a sad, scary song!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Smilin' Bob View Post
      Dang! That's a sad, scary song!
      Does that make me a sad, scary guy? To me, the only scary part is that these guys are still out there "helping" people like they helped me. Yeah, my opinion of modern American healthcare isn't very positive.

      Okay, so it's mostly all the way to the extreme on the negative side of the meter. Maybe if one of these two jerk neurosurgeons had actually returned one of my 4 phone calls over the two months after the fact, I wouldn't despise them so much. Seems to me that they got their cash and that's as far as their concern for their patient extended.
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      Piece of wood with wires on it
      Box with a speaker and some glowy thingies