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  • if Dano was your neighbor...

    do you think he'd mind if you brought a veggie burger patty to his bbq?

    *moves ribs aside to make room, noting a baby back fall into briquettes*

    "Hey Dano, your rib is...done."

  • #2
    *goes into Dano's homwe and changes stereo from Hank Williams to Opeth*

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    • #3
      * sets up beach chair to watch the action *

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      • #4
        *takes utensil from Dano to show him how to 'flip the ribs' pro style*

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        • #5
          * opens beer and adjusts sunglasses *

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          • #6
            *ML draws back bloody stub*
            NOTE: The absence of smilies in this post should not be taken to mean that I think your post is stupid, nor that I loath, despise, or hate you; nor that I disrespect you and all your works; nor that I see you as victim or lawful prey; nor think you have the intellect of half a loaf of bread; nor that I find you disgusting or unworthy or otherwise hate your behavior, opinions, politics, gender, sexual orientation, culture, ethnic background or language.

            F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Smilin' Bob
              *ML draws back bloody stub*



              ***DM ponders how long it will take to barbecue Marcy's hand and forearm to meet California food temperature regulations...***
              "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

              Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

              "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

              Solipsism is the new empiricism. -Alan Burdick

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              • #8
                He'd be trying to evict my ass





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                • #9
                  *moves corn off to edge, watches it also fall to ground*

                  "Dano - your corn is ready!"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Steverino
                    He'd be trying to evict my ass





                    You're confusing me with a hurricane

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Marcy Lord
                      *moves corn off to edge, watches it also fall to ground*

                      "Dano - your corn is ready!"
                      Did you notice how I'm ignoring you, Oakie?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Danocoustic
                        Did you notice how I'm ignoring you, Oakie?



                        Well I have!




                        * packs up beer and beach chair angrily *

                        I'm going home!

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                        • #13
                          Dano's bbq=worst party ever

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Marcy Lord
                            Dano's bbq=worst party ever


                            +1000

                            I'd want my money back!!!



                            If he'd been chargin'.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Danocoustic
                              Did you notice how I'm ignoring you, Oakie?



                              Not as well as I have...I am watching his DM's fave 70's song thread slowly fade into the mists of the archives...with ZERO posts.... .

                              what a maroon...

                              but, what do you expect from a Peanuts character?
                              "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                              Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

                              "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

                              Solipsism is the new empiricism. -Alan Burdick

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