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  • Guys, do you normally use a stop watch when you first get an erection just to

    ......make sure it doesn't stay pumped up for longer than 4 hours?



    or not?



    ..... because you are not supposed to go beyond 4 hours according to your Doctor ....... so how are you going to know unless you time yourself?

  • #2
    Uh, shoudn't this thread be over on OJ?
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    F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!

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    • #3



      Well, that's debatable ...... I was just listening to a commercial on the radio and thought I better post the warning about an erection lasting more than 4 hrs

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      • #4
        What?

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        • #5
          That warning is for those who use Viagra.

          Those of us who don't need it, needn't heed it!


          (say that fast five times)
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          F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!

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          • #6
            I won't need a timer because if I ever have an erection that stays going that long the wife is gonna let me know how long it's been.
            ________________________________
            I keep stimulants handy in case I see a snake,which I also keep handy.W.C.Fields

            G.B.#275

            OK We'll close down the business,have the manager shot,and give you back all your money.will that make you happy?

            The Hot Rod Owner's Club

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            • #7
              Hmmmm....

              *Sets watch*
              my gear
              some crap
              some spare crap in case my regular crap breaks
              HCGB Trooper #252 On permanant KP

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              • #8
                I guess I'm OK.


                my gear
                some crap
                some spare crap in case my regular crap breaks
                HCGB Trooper #252 On permanant KP

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                • #9
                  I guess I'm OK.




                  WOW!!!

                  2 minutes.



                  http://www.soundclick.com/daveheinlein

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                  • #10
                    I guess I'm OK.





                    what goes up, must come down.
                    Ibanez Benson archtop
                    Martin J40 M
                    American Deluxe Strat
                    Fender Jazz bass
                    Yamaha 12 string
                    bunch of old guitars in the barn.

                    Allright, let's go see what's around the next bend. I'm getting too old for this ****************.

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                    • #11
                      Why the smegging hell would you want a stiffy for 4 hours?

                      Thers no way the balls hold enough fun juice for that amount of time.
                      'Mama, just nearly killed a man, put a gun against his head, changed my mind and went to bed'.

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                      • #12
                        Testicles contribute relatively little fluid; most "fun juice" is manufactured by the prostate. That is why, if you have a vasectomy, you won't notice much, if any, change in output.

                        We should know and love our prostates and wish them good health!

                        And, guys should really do a little homework and find out how the important parts of their bodies work!
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                        F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!

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                        • #13


                          And, guys should really do a little homework and find out how the important parts of their bodies work!

                          sadly, most men take their 'working parts' for granted until they stop working...
                          "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                          Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

                          "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

                          Solipsism is the new empiricism. -Alan Burdick

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                          • #14
                            sadly, most men take their 'working parts' for granted until they stop working...


                            Then they take Viagra!
                            http://www.soundclick.com/daveheinlein

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                            • #15
                              why must you always turn to drugs, Dave?
                              ...I think its time for an intervention...
                              "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                              Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

                              "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

                              Solipsism is the new empiricism. -Alan Burdick

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