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  • I bought a yellow 57 Chevy with a 4 speed and then hooked up with an alcoholic girl

    ......... friend and we were cruzing around last night in my dream.


    I was telling her about the car and what a good deal I got .... but it did concern me about all her drinking ...... and that she had ziplock bags filled with booze in her purse and was trying to drink from them.


    ..... anyway, when I woke up, I realized I didn't have the 57 Chevy anymore

    ...... but it was ok because towards the end I noticed it needed a lot of body work that it didn't need when I first got it.



    I've often wondered what makes a person dream completely out of wack dreams? ,,,,,,, any dream experts here?

  • #2
    I've always been curious about dreams myself

    In the past 2 years I have only remembered two dreams and they were of the same person

    And yes, they were quite
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    • #3
      I dated a girl that was a crack-head. No joke!

      Bye-bye ...
      ~ Namaste ....
      Yogi Robt


      ~ Love animals ... don't eat them ~

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      • #4
        ......... friend and we were cruzing around last night in my dream.


        I was telling her about the car and what a good deal I got .... but it did concern me about all her drinking ...... and that she had ziplock bags filled with booze in her purse and was trying to drink from them.


        ..... anyway, when I woke up, I realized I didn't have the 57 Chevy anymore

        ...... but it was ok because towards the end I noticed it needed a lot of body work that it didn't need when I first got it.



        I've often wondered what makes a person dream completely out of wack dreams? ,,,,,,, any dream experts here?


        I have noticed over many years that 2-3 days before the new moon or the full moon I would have the most bizzare, unexplainable, incoherrent dreams.
        What's the moon doing now?
        Seriously, when you have a real zingger check the calendar.
        Ibanez Benson archtop
        Martin J40 M
        American Deluxe Strat
        Fender Jazz bass
        Yamaha 12 string
        bunch of old guitars in the barn.

        Allright, let's go see what's around the next bend. I'm getting too old for this ****************.

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        • #5
          Things that are on your mind only briefly during the day are likely to show up in dreams. It may occur days later. Dreams can be just vague images, or they can be vivid scenes. Memories of dreams don't last well. They may not even last until morning. And yeah, a large pepperoni pizza right before bed can influence your dreams, usually for the worse.

          Dreams like that can be a great source for song subjects and lyrics. When you have interesting dreams like that, write down the details the next morning. If you don't, you prolly won't remember them much beyond the next day.

          Anybody ever have lucid dreams? Dreams where you know it's a dream, and you are kinda in control of what happens in the dream.

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          • #6
            I once dreamed I was eating a great big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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            • #7
              I once dreamed I was eating a great big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.


              I can help you out with that, I'll post later when I have more time

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              • #8
                While on subject of strange dreams ....

                I once dreamt I woke up.
                ~ Namaste ....
                Yogi Robt


                ~ Love animals ... don't eat them ~

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                • #9


                  Anybody ever have lucid dreams? Dreams where you know it's a dream, and you are kinda in control of what happens in the dream.


                  Almost every night! I regularly can change the endings of my dreams, or stop something from happening if it's going to be bad.

                  My dreams are vivid, in full living technicolor, and I have them every night, and usually wake up all or , but sometimes .

                  It's a fascinating nightlife I lead.
                  Originally Posted by BlueStrat
                  You, on the other hand, are like the third ex wife I never had!








                  Originally posted by daddymack
                  After reading this thread numerous times, I am now becoming convinced that based on the life I have led so far, that I will wind up in Raleigh, NC when I die, for all eternity...

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                  • #10
                    I once dreamed I was eating a great big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.


                    About a decade ago I woke up with a dime in my mouth. It was very weird.
                    Originally Posted by BlueStrat
                    You, on the other hand, are like the third ex wife I never had!








                    Originally posted by daddymack
                    After reading this thread numerous times, I am now becoming convinced that based on the life I have led so far, that I will wind up in Raleigh, NC when I die, for all eternity...

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                    • #11
                      About a decade ago I woke up with a dime in my mouth. It was very weird.




                      Are you "on" something? Whatever it is, I don't want any ....

                      Bye-bye
                      ~ Namaste ....
                      Yogi Robt


                      ~ Love animals ... don't eat them ~

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                      • #12


                        Are you "on" something? Whatever it is, I don't want any ....

                        Bye-bye


                        THE IRONY METER IS PEGGING ON THIS ONE.
                        Originally Posted by BlueStrat
                        You, on the other hand, are like the third ex wife I never had!








                        Originally posted by daddymack
                        After reading this thread numerous times, I am now becoming convinced that based on the life I have led so far, that I will wind up in Raleigh, NC when I die, for all eternity...

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                        • #13
                          I once dreamed I was eating a great big marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.



                          ok, sooo ....you ate your pillow a couple times huh??


                          .....Well !

                          If this has happened to you more than once, I have a total solution for you.

                          Simply follow these 7 steps......

                          Step #1. Take your pillow and ripp it out of the pillow case.

                          Step #2. Throw the pillow part in the trash, but save the case.

                          Step #3. Buy about 40 bags of premium Marshmellow brand Premium Jumbo size Marshmellows and stuff your pillowcase full with them !!

                          Step #4 Take about 10 lbs of sugar and disolve in a gallon of water. Add a couple gallons of pancake syrup. Mix well.

                          Step #5. With a paint brush, brush your pillow case with the syrup until it is completely soaked. Make sure to brush the open Marshmellow end to 'seal' the marshmellows and keep them from falling out.

                          Step #6. Set pillowcase out in the sun to dry.

                          Step #7. Plop the pillow on your bed like nothing ever happened.

                          The next time you dream that your pillow case is a big Marshmellow, and you end up eating it, BOY will it ever taste GOOD !!! ....... much, MUCH better than Nylon and feathers !!!

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                          • #14
                            so, okay, Tweed, you woke up, there was no Chevy...but what about the girl...and the baggies full of booze?
                            "We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties due to reality fluctuations. The elves are working tirelessly to patch the correct version of reality. Activities here have been temporarily disabled since the fundamentals of mathematics, physics and reason may be incomprehensible during this indeterminate period of instability. Normal service will be restored once we are certain as to what 'normal' is."

                            Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting '...man, what a ride!'

                            "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively" ~Bob Marley

                            Solipsism is the new empiricism. -Alan Burdick

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                            • #15
                              so, okay, Tweed, you woke up, there was no Chevy...but what about the girl...and the baggies full of booze?


                              Whilst he was shagging her, he went to grab her pendulous breasts, only to have baggies of booze bust open. (She was stuffing).
                              Originally Posted by BlueStrat
                              You, on the other hand, are like the third ex wife I never had!








                              Originally posted by daddymack
                              After reading this thread numerous times, I am now becoming convinced that based on the life I have led so far, that I will wind up in Raleigh, NC when I die, for all eternity...

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