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  • A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.



    (O.M.G.!!!)
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    • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour



      (Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)
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      • Right-handed people live, on average,

        nine years longer than left-handed people.



        (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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        • Did you just feel that **************** Steve ?
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          Originally Posted by braif

          We need a multi-linqual international special STFU liaison officer around here

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          • Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
            Originally Posted by Motorik


            [Prog rockers are] all babes. It's like the Miss World contest, but with sudden changes of time-signature.

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            • 4.1 in Yorba Linda



              I know you felt that ****************
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              Originally Posted by braif

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              • Hey, what's shakin', jackcheez?

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                • Just got a pretty stout jolt here.
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                  Originally Posted by braif

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                  • Quote Originally Posted by jackcheez
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                    Just got a pretty stout jolt here.




                    ...and a good one a week or two ago, also, IIRC.



                    Be safe, my friend.

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                    • Thank you sir.



                      This building I'm in rocks back and forth for a bit after the wave passes.
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                      • Quote Originally Posted by OU8124ME
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                        Right-handed people live, on average,

                        nine years longer than left-handed people.



                        (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




                        Nope. It just means that when you change hands, you gain a stroke. That's gotta be good for 20 years extended lifespan. Lower blood pressure
                        There can never be a perfect plan. What's perfect for one human bean ain't perfect for the next one. Cuz he's a lentil.

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                        • Same neighbor who had the pigs get loose had his rooster wander onto my property today. Got all nasty with my dogs.



                          This sweet looking thing grabbed it by the neck, shook it and sent the headless body flying about ten feet. When the neighbor came over looking for his bird, I showed it to him. Dutchess was making lunch outa the remains. This ain't gonna end well. ****************er whats to let his cock wander the neighborhood, it's gonna get ripped to shreds.
                          There can never be a perfect plan. What's perfect for one human bean ain't perfect for the next one. Cuz he's a lentil.

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                          • She Loves You



                            Yeah Yeah Yeah



                            Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
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                            • Green Desert Grass
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                              • W00T!
                                Originally posted by isaac42;n32240445

                                Voltan is correct.

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