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  • I found out one of my ex-wives remarried

    Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
    Last edited by Cornholio Farquarth III; 05-17-2019, 10:43 PM.

  • Cornholio Farquarth III
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    Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

    This chick may fit the bill. Is she really worth that Porsche?

    Absolutely! !!!!!!

    Thanks for that vid! Ive been trying to find it, but had no luck. One of my favorites. There's another verdion of it too, with an even older woman.

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  • hammergjh
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    Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

    I was always the one to file for divorce and dumped them. That said, I do realize I have no business being married to anyone . . . unless she's going to buy me a Porsche.
    This chick may fit the bill. Is she really worth that Porsche?

    Last edited by hammergjh; 05-22-2019, 11:28 AM.

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  • Cornholio Farquarth III
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    Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

    Just how many womenz smartened up and became ex-CF's?
    I was always the one to file for divorce and dumped them. That said, I do realize I have no business being married to anyone . . . unless she's going to buy me a Porsche.

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  • Daehtihs
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    Marriage is for suckers!

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  • hammergjh
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    All I can say about the number(?) of women you beguiled and defiled and eventually left you...

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  • Mikeo
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    I never had a wife till the age of 47.

    I really really like the new car smell.

    I'm making a lovely starter husband.

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  • hammergjh
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    Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
    Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
    Just how many womenz smartened up and became ex-CF's?

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  • Mikeo
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    Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

    For the longest time after we divorced, she could not get a man. She listened to the bad advice of her man-hating sister who's never been on a date. So she decided that all men were bad for the longest time. Realizing that she could never fend for herself in life, she decided to play warm and friendly again in order to attract a man, who would eventually be financing her lifestyle of leisure. So she found another sucker and reeled him in. Oh well.
    30 Ways to Be a (Much) Better Wife


    Now for the good husband club.

    Here's another.
    Last edited by Mikeo; 05-22-2019, 04:12 AM.

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  • Cornholio Farquarth III
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    Originally posted by isaac42 View Post



    Happiness and bad for you are not mutually exclusive.
    For the wages of meat are an unhealthy future.

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  • isaac42
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    Originally posted by hammergjh View Post
    Meat = happiness.
    Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
    No, that is not correct. Meat is bad for you.
    Happiness and bad for you are not mutually exclusive.

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  • Cornholio Farquarth III
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    Originally posted by tuco View Post

    Something tells me she’s celebrating more.
    For the longest time after we divorced, she could not get a man. She listened to the bad advice of her man-hating sister who's never been on a date. So she decided that all men were bad for the longest time. Realizing that she could never fend for herself in life, she decided to play warm and friendly again in order to attract a man, who would eventually be financing her lifestyle of leisure. So she found another sucker and reeled him in. Oh well.
    Last edited by Cornholio Farquarth III; 05-22-2019, 12:05 AM.

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  • Cornholio Farquarth III
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    Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

    Meat = happiness.
    No, that is not correct. Meat is bad for you.

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  • nice keetee
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    I found out one of my exes died. I cried.

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  • hammergjh
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    Originally posted by tuco View Post

    Something tells me she’s celebrating more.
    Meat = happiness.

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