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  • #16
    Originally posted by tuco View Post

    Something tells me she’s celebrating more.
    For the longest time after we divorced, she could not get a man. She listened to the bad advice of her man-hating sister who's never been on a date. So she decided that all men were bad for the longest time. Realizing that she could never fend for herself in life, she decided to play warm and friendly again in order to attract a man, who would eventually be financing her lifestyle of leisure. So she found another sucker and reeled him in. Oh well.
    Last edited by Cornholio Farquarth III; 05-22-2019, 12:05 AM.
    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by hammergjh View Post
      Meat = happiness.
      Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
      No, that is not correct. Meat is bad for you.
      Happiness and bad for you are not mutually exclusive.
      "The Web puts all of the world's knowledge at our fingertips; unfortunately it's mixed with all of the world's bull****************."
      -- Bob Parks

      "A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."
      -- Oscar Wilde

      "No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true."
      -- Oscar Wilde

      "It is a trap of history to believe that eyewitnesses remember accurately what they have lived through."
      -- Theodore White

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      • #18
        Originally posted by isaac42 View Post



        Happiness and bad for you are not mutually exclusive.
        For the wages of meat are an unhealthy future.
        Originally posted by MrKnobs
        God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

          For the longest time after we divorced, she could not get a man. She listened to the bad advice of her man-hating sister who's never been on a date. So she decided that all men were bad for the longest time. Realizing that she could never fend for herself in life, she decided to play warm and friendly again in order to attract a man, who would eventually be financing her lifestyle of leisure. So she found another sucker and reeled him in. Oh well.
          30 Ways to Be a (Much) Better Wife


          Now for the good husband club.

          Here's another.
          Last edited by Mikeo; 05-22-2019, 04:12 AM.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
            Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
            Just how many womenz smartened up and became ex-CF's?
            Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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            • #21
              I never had a wife till the age of 47.

              I really really like the new car smell.

              I'm making a lovely starter husband.

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              • #22
                All I can say about the number(?) of women you beguiled and defiled and eventually left you...

                Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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                • #23
                  Marriage is for suckers!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

                    Just how many womenz smartened up and became ex-CF's?
                    I was always the one to file for divorce and dumped them. That said, I do realize I have no business being married to anyone . . . unless she's going to buy me a Porsche.
                    Originally posted by MrKnobs
                    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

                      I was always the one to file for divorce and dumped them. That said, I do realize I have no business being married to anyone . . . unless she's going to buy me a Porsche.
                      This chick may fit the bill. Is she really worth that Porsche?

                      Last edited by hammergjh; 05-22-2019, 11:28 AM.
                      Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

                        This chick may fit the bill. Is she really worth that Porsche?

                        Absolutely! !!!!!!

                        Thanks for that vid! Ive been trying to find it, but had no luck. One of my favorites. There's another verdion of it too, with an even older woman.
                        Originally posted by MrKnobs
                        God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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