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    Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
    Last edited by Cornholio Farquarth III; 05-17-2019, 10:43 PM.
    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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    WGAF??
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      "One"?
      Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
        Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
        I don’t know for sure, but my guess is that he probably proposed...
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        • #5
          One less alimony check...
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
            Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
            Probably the same thing you did.
            Two people in a room
            Their present locations
            An indication
            Of previous decisions


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
              Good gawd, what did that poor man do to deserve that?
              Probably not as much as you did
              It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
              Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
              When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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              • #8
                Some years ago a guy who used to go to our church, and in fact was my fellow praise band guitarist, got divorced. It turned out Mrs. DeepEnd and I knew his ex-wife and the guy she started dating. The two guys couldn't have been more different and we couldn't imagine both of them being involved with the same woman.
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                  Like they say.

                  It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

                  or.

                  If you love someone, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, hunt them down, tie them up, throw them in the back of your trunk and make them yours.



                  Personally, if you want real love and companionship, just geta dog.



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                  • #10
                    You should be relieved.
                    Death leaves a heartache no one can heal
                    Love leaves a memory no one can steal

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by tuco View Post

                      Probably not as much as you did
                      Free at last.! Free at last!!!

                      Originally posted by MrKnobs
                      God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

                        Free at last.! Free at last!!!

                        Something tells me she’s celebrating more.
                        It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
                        Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
                        When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by tuco View Post

                          Something tells me she’s celebrating more.
                          Meat = happiness.
                          Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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                            I found out one of my exes died. I cried.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

                              Meat = happiness.
                              No, that is not correct. Meat is bad for you.
                              Originally posted by MrKnobs
                              God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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