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  • Police Seek Volunteers To Drink To Excess

    "Get drunk on the local police department's dime?

    Sound unbelievable? One Pennsylvania police department is giving three lucky volunteers the chance to help train officers in field sobriety tests, by drinking a lot.

    Don't bother applying, though. The Kutztown Borough Police Department posted the Facebook request on Wednesday and was flooded with eager volunteers. On Thursday, the department made it clear that this was a limited-time offer.

    "We have an overwhelming response for this," reads a comment by the Kutztown police. "And at this point we have enough volunteers."

    https://www.npr.org/2019/01/17/68642...rink-to-excess


    Last edited by Daehtihs; 03-11-2019, 11:03 AM.

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    Excess?

    I'll drink to that!
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    • #3
      What they don't tell you is that they put all over facebook stumbling around.

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      • #4
        Who the hell is this guy "Excess"? Is he some rapper dude? No thanks!
        Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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            • #7
              Hell I don't mind a beer or two here and there, but to get told drunk ain't me.

              Party till you puke.

              Doesn't Corny live in Pennsylvania? He could be drinkin for free right now.

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              • #8
                Couldn't they just get some drama students from the local university? Does Kutztown University not have a drama department?
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                  Originally posted by Daehtihs View Post
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DeepEnd View Post
                    Couldn't they just get some drama students from the local university? Does Kutztown University not have a drama department?
                    sure, they could read a book about it by someone that knew someone that had an acquaintance whose mom knew a drunks brother that got arrested for shoplifting but it seems acting is still legal in pennsylvania... at least in beaver county...
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                    Voltan is correct.

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                    • #11
                      Daehtihs, look at the slope of that hill. I'd stumble like that sober.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Voltan View Post
                        sure, they could read a book about it by someone that knew someone that had an acquaintance whose mom knew a drunks brother that got arrested for shoplifting but it seems acting is still legal in pennsylvania... at least in beaver county...
                        Or they could get drama students to act drunk. I'd wager most university students have seen someone who was drunk. That way the police aren't promoting excessive drinking.
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                        • #13
                          amazing... lollol...
                          Originally posted by isaac42;n32240445

                          Voltan is correct.

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