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    ..it has been 40 years since my last confession. And Father, I've basically done everything vile in the book except for some henious crime..that I haven't done, an hopefully never will.
    I 'member the last time I went to confession 40- years ago , i told the priest some stuff I had done and he said at the time my soul was in mortal anger. I'll never forget that"Your soul is in mortal danger"!! I acknowledge I am a bad person, but i also have a very good side too.
    For those of you who do not know, born catholics must go confess their sins to a parish Priest and receive penitence and thus absolution. I doubt any Priest would absolve me now. 'Im fricking going straight to hell, not even any purgatory for me.
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    ..although to be honest, purgatory. or "limbo" is not vacation. It's on the edge of Hell, and depending on the time you have to stay their, it's more like a maximum security prison in some 3rd world country , than a blue collar country club lockup.;
    Christ in Limbo (c. 1575) by an anonymous follower of Hieronymus Bosch[1]
    In Catholic theology, Limbo (Latin limbus, edge or boundary, referring to the "edge" of Hell) is a doctrine concerning the afterlifecondition of those who die in original sin without being assigned to the Hell of the Damned. Medieval theologians of western Europe described the underworld ("hell", "hades", "infernum") as divided into four distinct parts: Hell of the Damned,[2]Purgatory, Limbo of the Fathers or Patriarchs, and Limbo of the Infants. However, Limbo of the Infants is not an official doctrine of the Catholic Church.


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    • #3
      ..but it's going to be much better than hell, which is the eternal devilish torture of the worst kind for eternity. And plus whereas eventually you can go to heaven from Limbo, you have to stay for all time in Hell;



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      • #4
        Your sins are forgiven, for penance 3 hail mary's and 4 our fathers.

        I think the last time I was in confession I was 14, and it was right before confirmation.

        Grandparents and Moms love confirmation day.


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        • #5
          Originally posted by Balthazar Munoz View Post
          ..but it's going to be much better than hell, which is the eternal devilish torture of the worst kind for eternity. And plus whereas eventually you can go to heaven from Limbo, you have to stay for all time in Hell;
          I must not be up on my Catholic mythology. I was under the impression that a soul could get to Heaven from Purgatory, but not from Limbo.
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          • #6
            More than your soul will be in danger if you hang out with that priest much more. Keep a cork with you at all times. Just sayin'.
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            • #7
              Religion is a load of dooky.

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              • #8
                I like Hansel & Gretel more, as fairy tales go.

                Snow White's not bad.
                I not only resent the allegation, I resent the alligator!

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                • #9
                  Us Methodists don't do Confession as far as the Catholic thing is concerned so I can't comment. I do know discussion of religion is a violation of the Forum rules.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DeepEnd View Post
                    I do know discussion of religion is a violation of the Forum rules.
                    Discussing religion is not a violation of the forum rules.
                    You’re thinking of Music Player Forum where discussion of religion and politics is prohibited.

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                    • DeepEnd
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                      Nope. Discussion of religion or politics is restricted to HCPP.

                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Ed A. View Post
                    Discussing religion is not a violation of the forum rules.
                    You’re thinking of Music Player Forum where discussion of religion and politics is prohibited.
                    ...but he likes to tell YOU the rules.
                    I not only resent the allegation, I resent the alligator!

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by Balthazar Munoz View Post
                      ..it has been 40 years since my last confession. And Father, I've basically done everything vile in the book except for some henious crime..that I haven't done, an hopefully never will.
                      I 'member the last time I went to confession 40- years ago , i told the priest some stuff I had done and he said at the time my soul was in mortal anger. I'll never forget that"Your soul is in mortal danger"!! I acknowledge I am a bad person, but i also have a very good side too.
                      For those of you who do not know, born catholics must go confess their sins to a parish Priest and receive penitence and thus absolution. I doubt any Priest would absolve me now. 'Im fricking going straight to hell, not even any purgatory for me.
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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post
                        ...but he likes to tell YOU the rules.
                        And he likes to pretend there are no rules.
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                        • #14
                          Whatever you say, Boss.
                          I not only resent the allegation, I resent the alligator!

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                          • DeepEnd
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                            Now you've got it.

                        • #15
                          I do understand now that a religious thread needs to be taken to the Poltical froum. I didn't think this was religious thread PER SE, but I won't be starting any similar threads there, thank you.
                          Whilst I'm at it, I thought Purgatory and Limbo were the same thing, well they are not, thanks again- Alter Boy Balthazar
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                          • DeepEnd
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                            I don't blame you. I avoid the Political Forum too.
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