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  • How many people have you impregnated?

    Asking for a friend.
    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

  • #2
    Just one---your friend.

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    • #3
      None.

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      • #4
        One twice.
        Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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        • #5
          I'm embarrassed to say.
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          • #6
            (a + b)3 = a3 + 3a2b + 3ab2 + b3 ; (a + b)3 = a3 + b3 + 3ab(a + b) = X
            Death leaves a heartache no one can heal
            Love leaves a memory no one can steal

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            • #7
              I don’t keep track of things like that.
              It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
              Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
              When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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              • #8
                One. Mrs. DeepEnd, well after we were married.
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                • #9
                  I wish my son would impregnate somebody. I need grandkids.

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                  • #10
                    None. No impregnation occurred on my watch. .
                    Originally posted by MrKnobs
                    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
                      None. No impregnation occurred on my watch. .
                      So, you only got to watch and not participate? I guess you don't know if it "works". I know mine does.


                      Or did, my swimmerets have been "cut off" at the pass. No wrapping required.
                      Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

                        So, you only got to watch and not participate? I guess you don't know if it "works". I know mine does.


                        Or did, my swimmerets have been "cut off" at the pass. No wrapping required.
                        Vasectomized in 1980.

                        "Don't take me seriously, I'm just poking fun".

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by hammergjh View Post

                          So, you only got to watch and not participate? I guess you don't know if it "works". I know mine does.


                          Or did, my swimmerets have been "cut off" at the pass. No wrapping required.
                          Those of us without kids, really don't know if our thang works or doesn't. That's the truth.

                          Ya know I always kind of wondered if I could or I couldn't, I will never know, but that's ok.



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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mikeo View Post

                            Those of us without kids, really don't know if our thang works or doesn't. That's the truth.

                            Ya know I always kind of wondered if I could or I couldn't, I will never know, but that's ok.


                            I neither wondered nor cared if I was shooting live rounds or blanks. I'm just glad none of them snuck out and caused me to pay child support. . .
                            Originally posted by MrKnobs
                            God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

                              I neither wondered nor cared if I was shooting live rounds or blanks. I'm just glad none of them snuck out and caused me to pay child support. . .
                              I did want any kids, and I knew this from a pretty early age too.

                              Some folks said I just never met the right girl. The right girl would have to come with a nanny, cause I need my beauty sleep.

                              I have had numerous opportunities to see babies being born through friends and family and I have passed every time. I always go up to the hospital afterwards though, when things get cleaned up. I'm pretty awkward about holding babies too, but folks insist on me holding there most prized possession.





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