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  • Did you ever hold anyone down and cut their beard off?

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    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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    Nazis did that to Jews in 1930s Germany.

    What are you trying to say here, cornhole?
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend
    Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
    -Groucho Marx

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    • #3
      Me Da tried to grow a mustache once. The guys at work held him down and trimmed off half of it. It was 70-some-odd years ago.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post
        Nazis did that to Jews in 1930s Germany.

        What are you trying to say here, cornhole?
        Sounds suspiciously like "Confessions of a Vegan Brownshirt".
        It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
        Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
        When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post
          Nazis did that to Jews in 1930s Germany.

          What are you trying to say here, cornhole?
          So you are saying that all people who hold people down and cut off their beards are Nazis?

          And that all people who are held down and have their beards cut off are Jews?

          How do you draw this conclusions? [scratches head]
          Originally posted by MrKnobs
          God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

            So you are saying that all people who hold people down and cut off their beards are Nazis?

            And that all people who are held down and have their beards cut off are Jews?

            How do you draw this conclusions? [scratches head]
            I didn't draw any conclusions. I asked you a question.

            Look: if you described getting together with a bunch of your neighbors and hung somebody who was somehow "different", what would that be saying? Would it be a stretch (no pun intended) to call that a lynch mob?

            I don't believe you would do any of these things.

            But yes, certain activities are associated with certain groups.
            Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend
            Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
            -Groucho Marx

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post

              Look: if you described getting together with a bunch of your neighbors and hung somebody who was somehow "different", what would that be saying? Would it be a stretch (no pun intended) to call that a lynch mob?
              I was not asking questions about sexual preferences.

              Originally posted by MrKnobs
              God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

                I was not asking questions about sexual preferences.
                Nice dodge
                Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend
                Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read
                -Groucho Marx

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post

                  Nice dodge
                  Relax. I won't tell anyone your secret. Nice dodge. Chevies aren't bad either.
                  Originally posted by MrKnobs
                  God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                  • #10
                    Hey Corny, you can't be "vegan" if you eat people, you know.
                    It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
                    Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
                    When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by tuco View Post
                      Hey Corny, you can't be "vegan" if you eat people, you know.
                      It's the animals that will be eating the peoples. The animals shall be released from their zoo prisons to enjoy the freedoms they rightfully deserve. The bear, the cheetah, the lion, the tiger, the alligator, the crocodile, the three-toed sloth. . . . .ALL SHALL BE RELEASED to gorge on the humonz. Once the last humon has been devoured, the natural evolution of the animal world shall take place. In due time, the dinosaurs shall return to resume their rightful place as the high order species and they shall once again rule the Earth.
                      Originally posted by MrKnobs
                      God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post

                        It's the animals that will be eating the peoples. The animals shall be released from their zoo prisons to enjoy the freedoms they rightfully deserve. The bear, the cheetah, the lion, the tiger, the alligator, the crocodile, the three-toed sloth. . . . .ALL SHALL BE RELEASED to gorge on the humonz. Once the last humon has been devoured, the natural evolution of the animal world shall take place. In due time, the dinosaurs shall return to resume their rightful place as the high order species and they shall once again rule the Earth.
                        It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
                        Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
                        When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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                        • #13
                          Usually people having their beer cut off don't need restraining.
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