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    Well, she's actually a nurse practitioner, but I like her better than any MD as a primary health care provider. Cinny sees her too. We call her "The Sarah".

    She's gonna tell me to quit smoking and drinking. And trim my beard, "Ya look like a wild man". She's a little flirty and very pretty. But she's REALISTIC. She really takes time to discuss the decisions I make and point out alternatives in a way I can listen to. And she doesn't have an issue with medicinal cannabis.

    Plus, she's only about 8 miles from here. When I was in the VA system, it was a trip to Flint or Ann Arbor. Forget that nonsense.

    While we're in Fenton, we're going by the Family Farm and Home store. I love that place

  • #2
    Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post
    Well, she's actually a nurse practitioner, but I like her better than any MD as a primary health care provider. Cinny sees her too. We call her "The Sarah".

    She's gonna tell me to quit smoking and drinking. And trim my beard, "Ya look like a wild man". She's a little flirty and very pretty. But she's REALISTIC. She really takes time to discuss the decisions I make and point out alternatives in a way I can listen to. And she doesn't have an issue with medicinal cannabis.

    Plus, she's only about 8 miles from here. When I was in the VA system, it was a trip to Flint or Ann Arbor. Forget that nonsense.

    While we're in Fenton, we're going by the Family Farm and Home store. I love that place
    Good luck.

    I have a nurse practitioner also. Last year I had a woman named Susan and she was good. She was actually from Ohio and we hoped that she was going to stay. However, some family issue came up and instead of moving to the area permanently she went back to Ohio.

    Now I have this woman named Maria, who is probably about my age, maybe a bit older IDK. I saw her a few weeks ago, and she said I was well maintained. I think she has the hots for me. She actually called me personally at my house.

    CHP is in my town and about a mile away at the old North Adams Hospital. It is affiliated with the Berkshire Health Care systems. North Adams Regional Hospital when bankrupted on March 28th 2014 and the building was purchased by BMC.

    The girl that checks my weight and blood pressure is a lovely cute woman named Kathy.





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    • #3
      Just as I predicted.

      The Sarah said, "You really need to quit smoking, and it wouldn't hurt you to drop a few pounds".

      I said, "I want a second opinion".

      She answered, "Okay, you need to trim that shrub on your face too!"


      See why I keep going back?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post
        Just as I predicted.

        The Sarah said, "You really need to quit smoking, and it wouldn't hurt you to drop a few pounds".

        I said, "I want a second opinion".

        She answered, "Okay, you need to trim that shrub on your face too!"


        See why I keep going back?
        Every time you want a cigarette, smoke a joint instead, sheesh.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by tuco View Post

          Every time you want a cigarette, smoke a joint instead, sheesh.
          tuco

          don't help me tuco

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          • #6
            Any pics of the Family Farm and Home store? . Sounds cool.
            Originally posted by MrKnobs
            God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
              Any pics of the Family Farm and Home store? . Sounds cool.
              Sorry, no.

              It's like a TSC or Rural King only better.

              You would like it, Corny.

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              • #8
                When my Momma called the doctor, the doctor said something weird about monkeys.
                Last edited by tuco; 10-08-2018, 10:56 AM.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Danocoustic View Post

                  Sorry, no.

                  It's like a TSC or Rural King only better.

                  You would like it, Corny.
                  Sounds like the place for me to hang out.
                  Originally posted by MrKnobs
                  God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                  • #10
                    Glad to hear it went reasonably well. Sounds similar to my last doctor's appointment except I don't smoke. Had to stop going to our former family doc and I haven't seen a doctor except urgent care for too many years.
                    Last edited by DeepEnd; 10-08-2018, 04:33 PM.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
                      Any pics of the Family Farm and Home store? . Sounds cool.
                      Probably similar to this:

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