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  • Did you ever squeeze the Charmin?

    Come on now. Tell the truth. . .
    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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    Teh Feck am I, Mr. effin Wiffle? That was one bizarre ad campaign..Mr. Wiffle had a sick fetish about squeezing toilet paper, and when he got caught he got embarrassed. I think it was directed at passive aggressive middle aged housewives who identified it with their weak willed sissy husbands lack of assertiveness and even closet homosexuality.
    Last edited by Balthazar Munoz; 09-21-2018, 07:12 PM.
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    • #3
      would...
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      I has a new signiture gif bitches

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      • #4
        The silly things you mooks worry about...
        I not only resent the allegation, I resent the alligator!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Balthazar Munoz View Post
          Teh Feck am I, Mr. effin Wiffle? That was one bizarre ad campaign..Mr. Wiffle had a sick fetish about squeezing toilet paper, and when he got caught he got embarrassed. I think it was directed at passive aggressive middle aged housewives who identified it with their weak willed sissy husbands lack of assertiveness and even closet homosexuality.
          I'm thinking he was squeezing it imagining it was a woman. Afterwards he went back into the stockroom and choked the chicken.
          Originally posted by MrKnobs
          God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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          • #6
            Or as they said on the Meskin staations:
            No apriete el Charmin, Seenyore Weeple.
            It's not a lie if you believe it~ Art Vandalay
            Free your mind, and your ass will follow~G. Clinton
            When the wise man points to the stars, the fool looks at the finger~Confucius

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            • #7
              I mean, look at him. You can tell he's some kind of pervert.
              Originally posted by MrKnobs
              God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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              • #8
                I did, once, just to see what the big deal was. Didn't do anything for me.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cornholio Farquarth III View Post
                  I mean, look at him. You can tell he's some kind of pervert.
                  50 Shades of Whipple.
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                  • #10
                    We get Charmin TP here at the house, the bigger question might be, did ever think you pay so much for TP and paper towels in you live. I don't have today's Wally Mart receipt in front of me, but I bet I spend 15 bucks for Bounty multi pack and 9-10 buck for the Charin.


                    I didn't need that much today and the total bill was still like 120 bucks. My wife and I also use Pantene Curly hair shampoo and conditioner.

                    Procter & Gamble highway robbery.


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                    • #11
                      I use a rag and some soap, and wash it under the tub faucet. Save about 75 bucks a year...no not really. I do shop around for good deals on asswipe .Asswipe that is thick enough and good quality w/o the name brand markup ,works for my hairy old arse.
                      Insofar as Shampoo, thats a scam. The cheap S*** is as good as the best ****************, or close enuf for my old scruffy head...long as it gets the bed bugs, lice and other crap outta my dirty mezcun head.
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                      • #12
                        I use whatever my wife buys. I don't know or care what it is.
                        "I belong to,a religion that calls for the hatered and stupidity. My religious beliefs doesn't allow me to serve Trumplethinskin or his trumpanzees"- oldsoapbars

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by isaac42 View Post
                          I did, once, just to see what the big deal was. Didn't do anything for me.
                          That's what I remember too. We use Angel Soft these days and some fairly cheap brand of paper towels (Bounty?) Suave or store brand shampoo and conditioner. A lot of the time I use a rag instead of a paper towel, like for cleaning the bathroom mirror. When I'm done I throw it in the laundry. Better for the environment.
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                          • #14
                            Mr. Whipple will not be happy.


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                            Originally posted by MrKnobs
                            God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                            • #15
                              "Squeezing the Charmin"? Izzat what they're calling it these days?
                              Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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