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  • Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing

    It had to be pretty bad.
    A pilot made an emergency landing after a fight broke out over a passenger who allegedly refused to stop passing gas. Two Dutchmen sitting next to the flatulent...
    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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    It's tough when there's no escape.
    Passengers on the aircraft started complaining about the odor just minutes after takeoff.
    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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      Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.

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      • #4
        Society is becoming less and less tolerant. Next thing you know they'll be ticketing me for pissing on people's legs and telling them it's raining.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by AlamoJoe View Post
          Society is becoming less and less tolerant. Next thing you know they'll be ticketing me for pissing on people's legs and telling them it's raining.
          I hate it when that happens. People can't take a joke.
          Originally posted by MrKnobs
          God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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          • #6
            We just hired a chief diversity officer at work.

            The guy is fat and gay, and married to a fat black guy.

            My guess is they were going to find a lesbian, but this is good enough.

            Killing 2 bird with of stone they did.

            I was shooting for a someone in a wheel chair with missing limbs and a speech impediment, that was also fat and gay. A farter is a plus, but optional . Can't have it all I guess and you have to go with the candidate pool.

            100k salary too.

            You guys are in the wrong business.

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              Not sure what having a "diversity officer" has to do with farting airline passengers but your response indicates you could probably benefit from diversity training.

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              Originally posted by nice keetee View Post
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              Nothing like a gassy Nutria to put things in perspective.

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                Capybaras are cool animals.
                Originally posted by MrKnobs
                God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                • #10
                  Time for Diversi-taayyyyyy


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                    That's one hellva Dutch oven!

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by spacecommando View Post
                      Time for Diversi-taayyyyyy

                      Hubba Hubba!!!!!!
                      Originally posted by MrKnobs
                      God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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