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  • What's the biggest lie a woman has ever told you?

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    Originally posted by MrKnobs
    God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

  • #2
    "You got the biggest peenoir I've ever seen!"
    There can never be a perfect plan. What's perfect for one human bean ain't perfect for the next one. Cuz he's a lentil.

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    • #3
      "I'm a woman".
      Workin' for the woman with money in her hand.

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      • #4
        "I'm not having sex with him too."
        Originally posted by MrKnobs
        God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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        • #5
          I won't cum in your mouth.
          Hail Homer! Blessed is he among men and blessed is the fruit of his loins Bart.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TubeAddict View Post
            I won't cum in your mouth.
            And you're quite sure that was a woman that said that?
            Originally posted by MrKnobs
            God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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            • #7
              "I do"
              Donald Trump needs to STFU...RIGHT NOW
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              I love this record – ray
              https://soundcloud.com/ed-phobes

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              • #8
                "You're the only one for me."

                Yeh, right.
                Originally posted by MrKnobs
                God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                • #9


                  I wasn't one of sticking around too long.

                  Personally, I'd rather play guitar.
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                  • #10
                    I do not wish to open that particular can 'o worms.

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                    • #11
                      "I love you. "
                      Originally posted by MrKnobs
                      God, that's beautiful man! And they say romance is dead!

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                      • #12
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                        Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.

                        Join Date: Aug 2001
                        Location: N. Adams, MA USA
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                        • #13
                          Wimmings will lie?? Say it ain't so!!
                          Last edited by Balthazar Munoz; 10-07-2018, 04:04 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Me love you long time.

                            Then my camera was stolen.
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                            Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.

                            Join Date: Aug 2001
                            Location: N. Adams, MA USA
                            Posts as of Jan 10th 2013: 82,617

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                            • #15
                              "It's not your money"

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