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  • So Jessica Simpson calls me.......

    crying and ****************. She wants me. I told her I didn't want any chick that was on the rebound.
    Geezer Trooper #222

  • #2
    dude, this could make your career!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by desiderium
      dude, this could make your career!




      Maybe I should call her back. She's kinda short, but she does have that cleavage going on.

      Geezer Trooper #222

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      • #4
        Originally posted by M-1 Fan



        Maybe I should call her back. She's kinda short, but she does have that cleavage going on.



        maybe you can get her, her mom, and her sister in a big old thanksgiving sandwhich. i'm sure her father would be more than happy to tape it, then market the orgy to make more money

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        • #5
          Originally posted by desiderium


          maybe you can get her, her mom, and her sister in a big old thanksgiving sandwhich. i'm sure her father would be more than happy to tape it, then market the orgy to make more money



          I'll get out the turkey baster and work the old lady over with a drumstick.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by M-1 Fan



            I'll get out the turkey baster and work the old lady over with a drumstick.


            ask her if she's ever seen tubgirl...

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            • #7
              don't you think that Jessica Simpson looks a bit too much like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park ?

              http://216.22.5.5/JessicaSimpson.jpg

              vs

              http://digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Velociraptor_5953.jpg
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              • #8
                She has a nice rack...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BigWood
                  She has a nice rack...


                  only one thing is missing in her outfit : my man-meat tie !














































                  needless to say that I'd hit it...
                  ( 1st MOTGLHC )
                  Click these :
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                  Originally posted by lawboy
                  Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.









                  Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
                  The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.




                  non-br00tz

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                  • #10
                    I watched a documentation or reality soap or whatever about her on MTV.
                    That women is so dumb and shallow, it left me feeling a little empty...


                    I would, too, though.

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                    • #11
                      I know of a really awesome pic of her that almost shows all of that awesome rack of hers....but I've been told I can't link to a google image search by Scott.





















                      Google image search 'Jessica Simpson' with safe filter on - 2nd on the left.
                      Female fronted pop rock - Project 64







                      Originally Posted by jaxn slim


                      Jim Henson lived with his parents, didn't he?









                      Originally Posted by mattburnside


                      I think you may have picked one of very few career paths where being a manchild is an asset.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Humbucker25
                        I know of a really awesome pic of her that almost shows all of that awesome rack of hers....but I've been told I can't link to a google image search by Scott.




                        Google image search 'Jessica Simpson' with safe filter on - 2nd on the left.


                        mmmmmm.....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiipple ! mmm.....
                        ( 1st MOTGLHC )
                        Click these :
                        ( o )( o )





                        Originally posted by lawboy
                        Brikus, that's some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Kudos my brother. There will now be an honorary Trollie Award each year named in honor of you and that thread, called the Open G Piano Award.









                        Originally posted by soup in a Petra Nemcova VS Josie Maran thread :
                        The only real winner in this thread is my weewee.




                        non-br00tz

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by brikus


                          mmmmmm.....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiipple ! mmm.....


                          Female fronted pop rock - Project 64







                          Originally Posted by jaxn slim


                          Jim Henson lived with his parents, didn't he?









                          Originally Posted by mattburnside


                          I think you may have picked one of very few career paths where being a manchild is an asset.

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