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  • Let's get racist!

    Yo mutha****************a!
    I ain't doin' ****************, bitch, sep damn run ma loud ass mouf!

  • #2
    racists suck

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    • #3
      Everyone's a little bit racist
      Sometimes.
      Doesn't mean we go
      Around committing hate crimes.
      Look around and you will find
      No one's really color blind.
      Maybe it's a fact
      We all should face
      Everyone makes judgments
      Based on race.

      Princeton:
      Now not big judgments, like who to hire
      or who to buy a newspaper from -

      Kate Monster:
      No!

      Princeton:
      No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
      busboys should learn to speak **************************** English!

      Kate Monster:
      Right!

      Both:
      Everyone's a little bit racist
      Today.
      So, everyone's a little bit racist
      Okay!
      Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
      But you laugh because
      They're based on truth.
      Don't take them as
      Personal attacks.
      Everyone enjoys them -
      So relax!

      Princeton:
      All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

      Kate Monster:
      Okay!

      Princeton:
      There's a plan going down and there's only
      one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

      Kate Monster:
      And a black guy!

      Gary Coleman:
      Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

      Kate Monster:
      Uh...

      Gary Coleman:
      You were telling a black joke!

      Princeton:
      Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

      Gary Coleman:
      I don't.

      Princeton:
      Well, of course you don't - you're black!
      But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

      Gary Coleman:
      Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

      Princeton:
      Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

      Gary Coleman:
      Well, damn, I guess you're right.

      Kate Monster:
      You're a little bit racist.

      Gary Coleman:
      Well, you're a little bit too.

      Princeton:
      We're all a little bit racist.

      Gary Coleman:
      I think that I would
      Have to agree with you.

      Princeton/Kate Monster:
      We're glad you do.

      Gary Coleman:
      It's sad but true!
      Everyone's a little bit racist -

      All right!

      Kate Monster:
      All right!

      Princeton:
      All right!

      Gary Coleman:
      All right!
      Bigotry has never been
      Exclusively white

      All:
      If we all could just admit
      That we are racist a little bit,
      Even though we all know
      That it's wrong,
      Maybe it would help us
      Get along.

      Princeton:
      Oh, Christ do I feel good.

      Gary Coleman:
      Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

      Princeton:
      Who?

      Gary Coleman:
      Jesus Christ.

      Kate Monster:
      But, Gary, Jesus was white.

      Gary Coleman:
      No, Jesus was black.

      Kate Monster:
      No, Jesus was white.

      Gary Coleman:
      No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

      Princeton:
      Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

      Brian:
      Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

      Gary Coleman:
      Racism!

      Brian:
      Cool.

      Christmas Eve:
      BRIAN! Come back here!
      You take out lecycuraburs!

      Princeton:
      What's that mean?

      Brian:
      Um, recyclables.
      Hey, don't laugh at her!
      How many languages do you speak?

      Kate Monster:
      Oh, come off it, Brian!
      Everyone's a little bit racist.

      Brian:
      I'm not!

      Princeton:
      Oh no?

      Brian:
      Nope!

      How many Oriental wives
      Have you got?

      Christmas Eve:
      What? Brian!

      Princeton:
      Brian, buddy, where you been?
      The term is Asian-American!

      Christmas Eve:
      I know you are no
      Intending to be
      But calling me Oriental -
      Offensive to me!

      Brian:
      I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

      Christmas Eve:
      And I love you.

      Brian:
      But you're racist, too.

      Christmas Eve:
      Yes, I know.
      The Jews have all
      The money
      And the whites have all
      The power.
      And I'm always in taxi-cab
      With driver who no shower!

      Princeton:
      Me too!

      Kate Monster:
      Me too!

      Gary Coleman:
      I can't even get a taxi!

      All:
      Everyone's a little bit racist
      It's true.
      But everyone is just about
      As racist as you!
      If we all could just admit
      That we are racist a little bit,
      And everyone stopped being
      So PC
      Maybe we could live in -
      Harmony!

      Christmas Eve:
      Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
      "ugh"

      -Terry D.

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      • #4
        whoa, theatre!

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        • #5
          shut up you ****************ing cracker

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