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  • #31
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    I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk
    around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.
    -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
    Last edited by EdBega; 01-13-2019, 01:38 PM.
    "Plunk your Magic Twanger, Froggy". Andy Devine

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    • #32
      A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.


      Which means easier to self pleasure than to try to convince wifey when she's not in the mood.
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      Politics are like sports, where both teams suck

      Maybe we can all just agree that Bush was stupid and Cheney was lying and call it a day. - guitarcapo

      Originally posted by Grumpy_Polecat View Post
      For the record: Hitler using gas to exterminate his presumed enemies does not equal the use of chemical weapons.
      Reprehensible as it was, gassing was a conventional and accepted method for execution at the time. It is a stretch to equivocate the two.

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      • #33
        “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

        - Dean Vernon Wormer

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        • #34
          Grab your ankles


          Women love it.
          At least some do.
          George Washington was the man who never told a lie. Richard Nixon was the man who never told the truth. Donald Trump is the man who doesn't know the difference.
          Venezuela is what happens when you have Trump without the Madison.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by flemtone View Post
            Do no harm.
            Bingo

            George Washington was the man who never told a lie. Richard Nixon was the man who never told the truth. Donald Trump is the man who doesn't know the difference.
            Venezuela is what happens when you have Trump without the Madison.

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            • #36
              Never say never

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              • capitalist
                capitalist commented
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                You said it twice!

            • #37
              Too good to be true.

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                • #39
                  When in doubt f*** about.
                  Strangers on this road we are on,
                  and we are not two, we are one.

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                  • #40
                    Never trust a fart
                    Originally posted by Daryl Flynn;n32409120
                    There is no chance of Trump losing. Deep down you know this.

                    Daryl Flynn - Dec 3 2018

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                    • #41
                      Originally posted by oldsoapbars View Post
                      When in doubt, drop out
                      Originally posted by Gromit View Post
                      When in doubt f*** about.
                      I first heard something like that in college, regarding test-taking.

                      "When in doubt, look about."
                      It's clear that the entire GOP is acting under the influence of Kompromat

                      Ed phobes fathered my child, the child which is music within me, suckling on his talented teet. His new CD is the breast pump which collects his sweet, sweet boob milk for all the world. Bravo Ed, Bravo!
                      - MXR

                      https://soundcloud.com/ed-phobes

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                      • #42
                        I have a few :

                        be the change you wish to see in the world”

                        act the the way you want to be and soon you’ll be the way you act “

                        and the big one that really resonates with me :

                        you don’t need a reason to help people “
                        Originally posted by Daryl Flynn;n32409120
                        There is no chance of Trump losing. Deep down you know this.

                        Daryl Flynn - Dec 3 2018

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                        • #43
                          Originally posted by Crazyfoo View Post
                          you don’t need a reason to help people “
                          I like that !

                          Strangers on this road we are on,
                          and we are not two, we are one.

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                          • #44
                            A few of my favorite aphorisms: Don't eat yellow snow, Don't pee up hill, Treat a CEO and a janitor with the same amount of respect, A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.
                            "Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has." - Martin Luther

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                            • #45
                              i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
                              "Isn't it a pity, isn't it a shame,
                              how we break each other's hearts
                              and cause each other pain"

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                              • Danocoustic
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                                goo goo ga joo!
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