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  • #16
    One thing I’ve learned over my many years on the planet.—
    whatever the weirdest thing might be that you can possibly imagine? There’s somebody somewhere who gets off on it sexually.

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    • #17
      A doorbell? Never.


      Now knockers, that's another story.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by guido61 View Post
        One thing I’ve learned over my many years on the planet.—
        whatever the weirdest thing might be that you can possibly imagine? There’s somebody somewhere who gets off on it sexually.
        Feet for example, I never got that!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by guido61 View Post
          One thing I’ve learned over my many years on the planet.—
          whatever the weirdest thing might be that you can possibly imagine? There’s somebody somewhere who gets off on it sexually.
          You just confirmed my suspicions.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by panhandler View Post

            You said you'd bet your les paul. That's pretty affirming. So prove it.
            Placing an object up as collateral on a bet is not an affirmation. Maybe you need a nap?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Daehtihs View Post

              Feet for example, I never got that!
              Yeah, and who in the world would like golden showers, if only to watch it being done?
              "It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money."

              Tom T. Hall

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Chuck Nuggets View Post
                Placing an object up as collateral on a bet is not an affirmation. Maybe you need a nap?
                Maybe you need to be honest.
                If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
                Joseph Goebbels

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by panhandler View Post

                  Maybe you need to be honest.
                  Dude, honestly?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by thankyou View Post

                    Yeah, and who in the world would like golden showers, if only to watch it being done?
                    There are entire websites devoted to "watersports" not that I've ever visited them *looks around all shifty*

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                    • #25
                      If I had to choose between licking a doorbell or listening to nickleback...

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                      • #26
                        Police identified the man as Roberto Daniel Arroyo. Guess in this case his face "did" ring a bell...
                        "Plunk your Magic Twanger, Froggy". Andy Devine

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                        • #27
                          If he licked the doorbell for over four hours, I might think he has some mental issues. I occasionally eat raw oysters.
                          "Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has." - Martin Luther

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Daehtihs View Post

                            Feet for example, I never got that!
                            I'm with you on the foot thing, for sure!

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