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  • OT: Anyone here ever licked a doorbell?

    Are they tasty? This guy enjoyed one for 3 hours. Is this a new trend like the tide pods? You did, didn't you?

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    https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39751186...ing-a-doorbell
    Last edited by panhandler; 01-09-2019, 05:06 PM.
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  • #2
    The definition of Batchit Crazy

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    • #3
      One of the comments: How else could he get her to cum to the door?
      "Truth is what stands the test of experience."

      ...Albert Einstein

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      • #4
        That doorbell's a slut, it's well known in the neighborhood for just hanging there begging for people to stimulate it. I have it on good word though that this guy left it disappointed just couldn't ring the bell.

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        • #5
          I got one of my city cousins to lick a water hydrant pipe in the dead of winter once.

          Got my ass whooped, yup.

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          • #6
            Three hours?!

            Hope my ladyfriend doesn't read this story. I don't want her to get any ideas.

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            • #7
              Bell liquors, come wet your tongue!

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            • #8
              Originally posted by TheNord View Post
              Three hours?!

              Hope my ladyfriend doesn't read this story. I don't want her to get any ideas.
              Could be he thought it was an audition.
              "Truth is what stands the test of experience."

              ...Albert Einstein

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              • #9
                It's mental illness. Now that everyone has cameras we'll be seeing more bizarre stuff. Don't get me wrong, burglaries and home break-ins are a serious issue (which is why people have cameras), but this guy isn't acting like a burglar.

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by TheNord View Post
                  Three hours?!

                  Hope my ladyfriend doesn't read this story. I don't want her to get any ideas.
                  3 hours is nothing, just think how long he could have gone if he had some grape jelly!

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                  • #11
                    So the police are looking for this guy. What exactly can/will they charge him with when they find him?

                    What crime has been committed here?
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                    • #12
                      I'll bet my Les Paul Custom that this guy is a Democrat.

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by Chuck Nuggets View Post
                        I'll bet my Les Paul Custom that this guy is a Democrat.
                        Prove it.
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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by panhandler View Post

                        Prove it.
                        I did not state that he is in-fact a Democrat. It's an implied comment. Comprehension is fundamental.

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by Chuck Nuggets View Post
                          I did not state that he is in-fact a Democrat. It's an implied comment. Comprehension is fundamental.
                          You said you'd bet your les paul. That's pretty affirming. So prove it.
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