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  • OT: Anyone here ever licked a doorbell?

    Are they tasty? This guy enjoyed one for 3 hours. Is this a new trend like the tide pods? You did, didn't you?

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    https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39751186...ing-a-doorbell
    Last edited by panhandler; 01-09-2019, 05:06 PM.
    If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
    Joseph Goebbels

  • #2
    The definition of Batchit Crazy

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    • #3
      One of the comments: How else could he get her to cum to the door?
      "It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money."

      Tom T. Hall

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      • #4
        That doorbell's a slut, it's well known in the neighborhood for just hanging there begging for people to stimulate it. I have it on good word though that this guy left it disappointed just couldn't ring the bell.

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        • #5
          I got one of my city cousins to lick a water hydrant pipe in the dead of winter once.

          Got my ass whooped, yup.
          I not only resent the allegation, I resent the alligator!

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          • #6
            Three hours?!

            Hope my ladyfriend doesn't read this story. I don't want her to get any ideas.

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            • #7
              Bell liquors, come wet your tongue!

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            • #8
              Originally posted by TheNord View Post
              Three hours?!

              Hope my ladyfriend doesn't read this story. I don't want her to get any ideas.
              Could be he thought it was an audition.
              "It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money."

              Tom T. Hall

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              • #9
                It's mental illness. Now that everyone has cameras we'll be seeing more bizarre stuff. Don't get me wrong, burglaries and home break-ins are a serious issue (which is why people have cameras), but this guy isn't acting like a burglar.

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by TheNord View Post
                  Three hours?!

                  Hope my ladyfriend doesn't read this story. I don't want her to get any ideas.
                  3 hours is nothing, just think how long he could have gone if he had some grape jelly!

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                  • #11
                    So the police are looking for this guy. What exactly can/will they charge him with when they find him?

                    What crime has been committed here?
                    If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
                    Joseph Goebbels

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                    • #12
                      I'll bet my Les Paul Custom that this guy is a Democrat.

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by Chuck Nuggets View Post
                        I'll bet my Les Paul Custom that this guy is a Democrat.
                        Prove it.
                        If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
                        Joseph Goebbels

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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by panhandler View Post

                        Prove it.
                        I did not state that he is in-fact a Democrat. It's an implied comment. Comprehension is fundamental.

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                        • #15
                          Originally posted by Chuck Nuggets View Post
                          I did not state that he is in-fact a Democrat. It's an implied comment. Comprehension is fundamental.
                          You said you'd bet your les paul. That's pretty affirming. So prove it.
                          If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.
                          Joseph Goebbels

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