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You know, it is a movies about snakes.

 

On a plane.

 

Enough said?

 

By the way: how humiliating would it be to be run into a co-worker or ex-girlfriend at a theater somewhere to have the following exchange:

 

"Hi Bob!"

 

"Oh, hi Susan."

 

"It's great to see you! I'm here with Steve... we're watching Oliver Stone's World Trade Center, though we also were interested in seeing Quinceanera. What are you here to see?"

 

"Uh... ahem... Snanpln."

 

"What's that?"

 

"Cough... Snazaplane."

 

"Come again?"

 

"I'm seeing Snakes On A Plane, okay??? Snakes on a goddamn plane. Sheesh. Can't a guy just see a movie?"

 

- Jeff

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Originally posted by Blackbelt1

That movie has to win an academy award for "Least creative motion picture title 2006" or something like that.
:freak:

"Fangs in Flight?"


"Vipers in a Vector?"


"Serpents in the Sky?"


"Passenger 58?"
:p

~Blackbelt

 

"Working for scale"

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I think it's time for a parody movie...

 

"Skunks on a Plane!"

 

Then when you say the movie stinks, you can have it both ways :)

 

FYI this was one of those movies that didn't get screened for the critics before it was released. 'Nuff said.

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Originally posted by Geoff Grace


As for myself, I saw
this weekend.


Now,
that
was a movie worth watching! Both touching and hilarious! A winner at Sundance, it's already getting a "best film" buzz for the Oscars.


Highly recommended!


 

 

I heard that was supposed to be really good. Might go see it later.

 

I've been hearing about "Snakes on a Plane" for several months now. Might be a fun little "B" movie, although the reviews may indicate that it's not even that...

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Originally posted by Anderton

I think it's time for a parody movie...


"Skunks on a Plane!"


 

 

Won't happen until the relax the whole "no liquids on aircraft" thing. They will make them empty out their stanky secretions while waiting in line to check in!

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All you have to do is turn the temperature down. Snakes are cold-blooded. Turn down the temp to about 45F. People will shiver a bit, but the snakes will be completely sluggish and can be easily collected.

 

Movie over. 10 minutes max.

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Originally posted by Prog

All you have to do is turn the temperature down. Snakes are cold-blooded. Turn down the temp to about 45F. People will shiver a bit, but the snakes will be completely sluggish and can be easily collected.


Movie over. 10 minutes max.

 

 

CG and rubber snakes do not have this weakness.

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