Members ViLo Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 17, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 OH! Was that Rosie O's Idea?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boosh Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 We had a cow on the farm with one nipple.It took my dad hours each day milking it and getting a bucket full of milk.One day the vet came by and said: "well that's a nice bull ya have there".Dad asked:"What's a bull?"The Vet said: "A male Cow"Silly Vet.Everybody knows male-cows don't excist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rabid Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 I noticed that when watching "Barnyard" the other day with my 7 year old great-nephiew. The movie had male cows and bulls, and they were not the same. At first I was going to explain to the 7 year old that there are no male cows and the fact that someone produced a movie with male cows with utters was stupid, but then I decided not to go there. His dad can tackle that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 17, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 I noticed that when watching "Barnyard" the other day with my 7 year old great-nephiew. The movie had male cows and bulls, and they were not the same. At first I was going to explain to the 7 year old that there are no male cows and the fact that someone produced a movie with male cows with utters was stupid, but then I decided not to go there. His dad can tackle that one. Is that a Lesbian/Gay agenda? Is that a message to the kids that is OK for males have tits? I told my wife and son that it was a lesbian cow, my wife said NO! that's a male cow with artificial implants :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Remind me not to have a glass of milk for breakfast if I'm ever visiting the Booshy household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 17, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Remind me not to have a glass of milk for breakfast if I'm ever visiting the Booshy household. :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Perhaps someone should steer this dialog in the right direction. (I'll leave out the rest of the udderly redickulous puns...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 That's pretty much sums this mess up. _~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Blue, Have you tried the threaded mode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Prolly should've said something cow related... Moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the stranger Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Old McChernobyl had a farme,i,e,i,oAnd on this farm he had some cowse,i,e,i,owith a tranny cow here and a tranny cow therehere a tranny there a trannyand a six legged dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 17, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Perhaps someone should steer this dialog in the right direction. (I'll leave out the rest of the udderly redickulous puns...) I WANT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 Blue,Have you tried the threaded mode? My brain auto-threads... [Actually, I didn't even know about it... I'm not one of those click every button guys. I've been jumping from screen interface to screen interface for FAR too long to be one of those folks who looks at a web page from left to right, top to bottom, noting every little thing. Unlike my mom, who if I hadn't been there to beat on her (figuratively speaking) would STILL be reading the first web page she ever went to.] Whoa... I just tried "hybrid mode" -- It makes me flippin' dizzy. What is it, like, shuffle-mode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I WANT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! :D YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members philbo Posted January 17, 2007 Members Share Posted January 17, 2007 I dunno - I've heard if you milk a bull he'll be your friend for life....Don't think I need friends quite that bad, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 18, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 I dunno - I've heard if you milk a bull he'll be your friend for life.... Don't think I need friends quite that bad, though. Now!just FYI, Thre's a difference between a male cow and a bull, OK!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Sayers Posted January 18, 2007 Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 this thread is about as useless as a male cow on a dairy farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BLAblablah Posted January 18, 2007 Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 We actually do have male cows in my area. And they even mate with the female cows, err...Sea Cows Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 18, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 We actually do have male cows in my area. And they even mate with the female cows, err...Sea Cows Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kurfu Posted January 18, 2007 Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 I smell an alt-sexuality agenda... My Sociology made a point of stressing that "sex" and "gender" were *not* the same thing. "Sex" refers to your physical make-up, while "gender" is a role that you follow. For example, a transvestite could be considered to be "transgendered" because while they have the physical make-up of one gender, they live all or part of their lives in the role of a different sex. So then... The "male" cow is simply a sexual female that is a transgendered male. And no... I don't think that sort of thing belongs in a movie intended for children - they have enough issues coming to terms with normal sexuality, let's save the advanced stuff for when they're a bit older for the same reasons that we don't try to teach them calculus at too young of n age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deef Posted January 18, 2007 Members Share Posted January 18, 2007 The labels we use to describe livestock known as "cattle" are freakishly confusing. Read the Terminology section on Cow at Wikipedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ViLo Posted January 19, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 19, 2007 I smell an alt-sexuality agenda... And no... I don't think that sort of thing belongs in a movie intended for children - they have enough issues coming to terms with normal sexuality, let's save the advanced stuff for when they're a bit older for the same reasons that we don't try to teach them calculus at too young of n age. :thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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