Members Ryst Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/ Woman blasts off boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/ Woman blasts off boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Fighting for his life??? She must've used some firecrackers big enough to totally shoot his entire abdomen to hell, causing considerable blood loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I guess I'm still on time to cancel the order for a Russian wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Fighting for his life???She must've used some firecrackers big enough to totally shoot his entire abdomen to hell, causing considerable blood loss. That was my first reaction, but traumatic penile amputation [crosses legs] would be accompanied by massive blood loss. Alcohol is a blood thinner, so if he were passed-out-drunk, he'd be at an even greater risk. Still, this sounds urban legendy, Russia is the new Australia in this regard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blue2blue Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Or maybe the Old Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted May 28, 2009 Moderators Share Posted May 28, 2009 Firecracker vs. Male Genitalia? Let's get Mythbusters on this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Granted, now that I re-read the story, he was a bit of a using bastard with this girl. Just sayin'. Bang the younger broad for two years, then return to your first wife? Recipe for bunnies in stewpots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 what is "Penis"? and isn't that "gen Italia" alemanic for "go to Italy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 and "victim", shouldn't that be "{censored} Tim" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment. he stole also a pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flemtone Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Thus proving the old saying: "you gotta sleep sometime!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 and "victim", shouldn't that be "{censored} Tim" But his name is Alik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Myshell Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 aaaahhh...i luv the internet. just gives me so many great ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 28, 2009 Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 aaaahhh...i luv the internet. just gives me so many great ideas aaaahhhh.... give me adress of Corinna Thomas, I am already in the airplane over Greenland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryst Posted May 28, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 28, 2009 Firecracker vs. Male Genitalia? Let's get Mythbusters on this one! Awesome Idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ani Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members temnov Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 I guess I'm still on time to cancel the order for a Russian wife... It's too late, Gus, it is too late. She is coming and you better be prepared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 Mama mia mio moglie and puttana di Milano film video porno con Romina, Veronica, Mishell and Eros Grimaldi English: By my mother and my sister and the sweet little pancake from Milano celluloid and video with Romina, Veronica, Mishell* and Love Monaco * The Italian prune star, not the blonde DJ from Japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 As long as the event doesn't take place on or about the 4th of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 Haha... I know enough Italian to know that this isn't a, shall we say, strict translation. Eros Grimaldi e un uomo nella vetimenti di donna, non e vero? Ein GroB' Schwulen Tanten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ani Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 As long as the event doesn't take place on or about the 4th of July. I am not Russian. I like taking my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 29, 2009 Members Share Posted May 29, 2009 I like taking my time. No quicky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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