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  • WWII (IRC RPG style) Geeks will appriciate this

    If World War Two had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this....

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this ****************in sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: **************** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got **************** to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **************** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the **************** up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is ****************inin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**************** u fags im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****************inin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**************** u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A ****************IN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **************** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an ass
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh **************** help
    Hitler: o man ur screwed
    paTTon: oh what now bitch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my guys
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****************************************
    Stalin: rofl
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are ****************in gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: **************** u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: **************** this **************** im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: **************** now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **************** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy **************** holy **************** hoyl ****************!!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**************** u ****************in suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****************
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: **************** u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all fags
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o ****************!
    *paTTon has left the game.*
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  • #2
    That was funny in a twisted sort of way.

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    • #3
      This is too cool.
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      • #4
        That is funny Thanks!


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        • #5
          Please don't show this to the San Bernardino School district. they would probably revampt their whole history department.
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          • #6
            That's pretty damn funny. Not quite enough script kiddie speak but, gg
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            • #7
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              • #8
                Originally posted by lug
                Please don't show this to the San Bernardino School district. they would probably revampt their whole history department.

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                • #9
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                  • #10
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                    • #11
                      Dude...... I'm a total WWII buff.......... that was the funniest sh|t I've seen in a LOOOOOONG time!!!

                      I think I'm gonna get fired for laughing as loud as I did!

                      My gut hurts now... and I'm still giggling...

                      OMG....... I actually have some tears...
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                      • #12
                        That was awesome


                        • #13

                          That was sweet.
                          "Some men see things as they are and say why - I dream things that never were´╗┐ and say why not."-- George Bernard Shaw


                          • #14
                            glad it brought a to your face
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                            die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets
                            stuck. --George Carlin
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                            • #15
                              As someone who plays a lot of WWII video games I highly enjoyed that. Thanks.
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