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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz

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Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

 

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Red Ant wrote:

Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

 

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.


Doctor's office waiting room music.:smileyvery-happy:

I'd totally do the one in the middle, Is she legal?



Kind'a old. But if you're passing through New York give me a call



Oh, sorry. I assumed she was stupid for being your wife




Right now you sound like a whiny bitch. So you're probably Hoddy's wife.




It really does look like it's Hoddy's stupid wife

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Hoddy wrote:

Red Ant wrote:

Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

 

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.


Doctor's office waiting room music.:smileyvery-happy:


I'd like to see that waiting room, and people's faces as Monk's bizarre, yet gorgeous voicings wash over them :smileylol:

Quote Originally Posted by Vaclav Havel

Keep the company of those who seek the truth, and run from those who have found it.
Quote Originally Posted by Carl Sagan

The Universe is unimaginably vast. For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.
Quote Originally Posted by Joseph Brodsky

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Red Ant wrote:

Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.


I agree. Great picks! Thumbs up!

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Red Ant wrote:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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rbstern wrote:

Rudolf von Hagenwil wrote:

There are two three kind of music listeners:

1. The poeple who have a natural understand for all music, and simply say to the composer and musicians: "Thank you, I enjoyed it very much"

2. The snobs.


3. The people who stereotype.


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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Red Ant wrote:

Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

 

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.


 

Yep and Miles' recording of Round Midnight is one of my favorite versions of that tune. 

 

Then there are more dentist office classics : 

 

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz

One of the best albums ever made,

 

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz

Hoddy can't get past anything further than the Mickey Mouse Club theme song which they play round-the-clock on his Disney cruises. :smileyhappy:

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Fred Fartboski wrote:

Hoddy can't get past anything further than the Mickey Mouse Club theme song which they play round-the-clock on his Disney cruises. :smileyhappy:


We've been on one Disney Cruise...I don't recall ever hearing that tune or "It's a Small World".:manvery-happy:

 

Ever been on Disney Cruise, Fred? The only difference in them and other cruise lines is that there are no casinos on the Disney ships...I don't care about the casinos so it's not a big deal to me.

I'd totally do the one in the middle, Is she legal?



Kind'a old. But if you're passing through New York give me a call



Oh, sorry. I assumed she was stupid for being your wife




Right now you sound like a whiny bitch. So you're probably Hoddy's wife.




It really does look like it's Hoddy's stupid wife

PM me for the author of those quotes










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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Zig al-din wrote:

 

Yep and Miles' recording of Round Midnight is one of my favorite versions of that tune. 

 

Then there are more dentist office classics : 

 


The ultimate Dentist office classic:

 

Quote Originally Posted by Vaclav Havel

Keep the company of those who seek the truth, and run from those who have found it.
Quote Originally Posted by Carl Sagan

The Universe is unimaginably vast. For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.
Quote Originally Posted by Joseph Brodsky

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz

What's not to like about jazz?

Though I will say that I rarely listen to "starbucks jazz" anymore.  Sadly, that includes Kind of Blue, which is an amazing and seminal work, but I only need to hear it about once a year.  Attention classical music fans:  that goes for Vivaldi's Four Seasons as well. 

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Nothing wrong with "Four Seasons". It's just been overplayed to death.

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Red Ant wrote:

Hoddy wrote:

Red Ant wrote:

Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

 

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.


Doctor's office waiting room music.:smileyvery-happy:


I'd like to see that waiting room, and people's faces as Monk's bizarre, yet gorgeous voicings wash over them :smileylol:


That's why they have magazines on the tables...for relief from the mind-numbing boring music.:catvery-happy:

I'd totally do the one in the middle, Is she legal?



Kind'a old. But if you're passing through New York give me a call



Oh, sorry. I assumed she was stupid for being your wife




Right now you sound like a whiny bitch. So you're probably Hoddy's wife.




It really does look like it's Hoddy's stupid wife

PM me for the author of those quotes










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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Hoddy wrote:

Fred Fartboski wrote:

Hoddy can't get past anything further than the Mickey Mouse Club theme song which they play round-the-clock on his Disney cruises. :smileyhappy:


We've been on one Disney Cruise...I don't recall ever hearing that tune or "It's a Small World".:manvery-happy:

 

Ever been on Disney Cruise, Fred? The only difference in them and other cruise lines is that there are no casinos on the Disney ships...I don't care about the casinos so it's not a big deal to me.


 

when i was with rhythm band, i manufactured for the restaurants at disneyworld several custom glocks where the arrangement of tone bars  played by the hostess sounded "when you wish upon a star" to call patrons to their tables.

 

they were of couse free whether to choose to play it straight or use a dotted eighth - sixteenth note swing "feel".

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz

Jazz is the Teacher. Funk is the Preacher.

 

Quote Originally Posted by Vaclav Havel

Keep the company of those who seek the truth, and run from those who have found it.
Quote Originally Posted by Carl Sagan

The Universe is unimaginably vast. For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.
Quote Originally Posted by Joseph Brodsky

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Zooey wrote:

What's not to like about jazz?

Though I will say that I rarely listen to "starbucks jazz" anymore.  Sadly, that includes Kind of Blue, which is an amazing and seminal work, but I only need to hear it about once a year.  Attention classical music fans:  that goes for Vivaldi's Four Seasons as well. 


I tend to agree... with the exception of Blue & Green, which is just timelessly, breathtakingly beautiful, and Freddie Freeloader which STILL swings like a mofo! I don't think I can ever tire of Wynton Kelly's solo on Freddie.

Quote Originally Posted by Vaclav Havel

Keep the company of those who seek the truth, and run from those who have found it.
Quote Originally Posted by Carl Sagan

The Universe is unimaginably vast. For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.
Quote Originally Posted by Joseph Brodsky

Life - the way it really is - is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Zooey wrote:

What's not to like about jazz?

Though I will say that I rarely listen to "starbucks jazz" anymore.  Sadly, that includes Kind of Blue, which is an amazing and seminal work, but I only need to hear it about once a year.  Attention classical music fans:  that goes for Vivaldi's Four Seasons as well. 


Reminds me of a Modern Family episode where Gloria has gotten tickets to take the family to a performance of Four Seasons and Jay is all excited because he thinks they're going to see Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Hoddy wrote:

Red Ant wrote:

Hoddy wrote:

Red Ant wrote:

Two of my most favorite pieces of music:

 

 

 

How anyone can fail to be moved by the incredible BEAUTY in those two pieces is simply beyond me. I've heard these thousands of times and still I find myself literally forgetting to breathe while anticipating the harmonic movement as the "story" unfolds.


Doctor's office waiting room music.:smileyvery-happy:


I'd like to see that waiting room, and people's faces as Monk's bizarre, yet gorgeous voicings wash over them :smileylol:


That's why they have magazines on the tables...for relief from the mind-numbing boring music.:catvery-happy:


 

I always leave copies of People magazine laying around in the library among the classics of Western literature to help out people such as yourself. 

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Re: OT: Pretending to like jazz


Easy Listener wrote:

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.



Actually, that would be 1 types, based on your list, but it tells better with 10.

 

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