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Zeopold
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Re: My all time favorite Bible quote

The book of Revelations is full of goofy nuggets

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Re: My all time favorite Bible quote


Zeopold wrote:

The book of Revelations is full of goofy nuggets


You mean The Ravings of Insane John the Demented?

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I'm not surprised that our forum "toilet pig" would be all over that.

Your god is a toilet pig god. 

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Re: My all time favorite Bible quote

if you want real biblical quality look no further than judges chapters 19 and 20 for the story of the levite and his concubine. it's a lovely story of sex and dismemberment. I recommend it highly
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Re: My all time favorite Bible quote


moogerfooger wrote:
if you want real biblical quality look no further than judges chapters 19 and 20 for the story of the levite and his concubine. it's a lovely story of sex and dismemberment. I recommend it highly

Some very good information on that part of the Bible in this blog. One has to remember that it was a lawless time where Israel was turned away from God. The behavior eerily reminds us of Sodom and Gomorah which was such an abomination in His sight that he destroyed them.

 

http://doctor.claudemariottini.com/2006/01/rereading-judges-192.html

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Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

Praise Jesus!

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

New International Version (NIV)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

:catlol:


That's the Bible keeping it real. A lot of things haven't changed much in a couple thousand years have they?

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Frets99 wrote:

Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

Praise Jesus!

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

New International Version (NIV)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

:catlol:


That's the Bible keeping it real. A lot of things haven't changed much in a couple thousand years have they?


 

No, not much has changed. Sexist believers favorite sport is still sluut-shaming. 

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