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SHRED
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Mitch McTurtle

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‎01-21-2013 08:26 PM

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‎01-21-2013 09:00 PM

SHRED wrote:

He's just peeved because he didn't get to spend the money on something to buy votes in his district.

Too bad nobody asked the turtles who didn't get squished by passing traffic what they thought of that tunnel.

I do wish senator McTurtle would just go away. Maybe he can demonstrate how unnecessary that tunnel was by crossing on the road surface. Assuming a passing semi doesn't get him.

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‎01-22-2013 06:07 AM

SHRED wrote:

The one and only Post Turtle.

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"Senators say they fear the N.R.A. and the gun lobby. But I think that fear must be nothing compared to the fear the first graders in Sandy Hook Elementary School felt as their lives ended in a hail of bullets. The fear that those children who survived the massacre must feel every time they remember their teachers stacking them into closets and bathrooms, whispering that they loved them, so that love would be the last thing the students heard if the gunman found them."- Gabrielle Giffords


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‎01-22-2013 06:21 AM - edited ‎01-22-2013 06:23 AM

Figures that Mitch McConnell wouldn't be able to understand that the tunnel is not for turtles; rather it is so that the automobiles aren't driving over the turtles which are crowding a busy highway, US Highway 27 near Tallahassee.

Drivers slam on their breaks trying to avoid them, causing accidents.

Don't ask the minority Senator from Kentucky to understand this.

He is very busy with his top priority which is to deny Barack Obama another term.

oh wait.

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‎01-22-2013 06:29 AM

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‎01-22-2013 06:32 AM

its turtles baby -- turtles, I tell you. turtles all the way down
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‎01-22-2013 08:34 AM

Ashley is comin' fer ya, gonna flip ya on yer back and leave ya to bake in the Kentucky sun!
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