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Re: It's official - Soccer as fake as wrasslin'


ASS MURPHY wrote:

  Sloppy Santa, here's some of your recess playmates, livin the dream. 

I wonder why he's bending over? Did his team just get sold out for a loss, or is he describing what happened to him on his most recent "date"?

 

sg

Soccer = ghey, boring and rigged.


 

I gotta say...that's pretty gay. :smileyhappy:


Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.




 

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Re: It's official - Soccer as fake as wrasslin'


ASS MURPHY wrote:

  Sloppy Santa, here's some of your recess playmates, livin the dream. 

I wonder why he's bending over? Did his team just get sold out for a loss, or is he describing what happened to him on his most recent "date"?

 

sg

Soccer = ghey, boring and rigged.


its called stretching

something athletes have to do

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The NFL is home to some of the best athletes in the world. 

What is even more amazing is that their skill sets vary so much from player to player and position to position.

You have wide receivers that can run 40 yards in a little over four seconds, and then you have linemen that can bench 250 pounds 30-plus times. You have quarterbacks that can sling a football 70 or 80 yards down the field right into the hands of a waiting receiver, and running backs that can carry defenders on their back as if they were small children. There are linebackers that can hit you hard enough to rattle your insides around, and kickers that can boot a ball through two posts from 50-plus yards away on a windy day. 

The magic is that all of these athletes are on the same field at the same time. 

At any point during a football game, you could see an athletic feat that you never expected. Who would have ever thought they'd see a wide receiver front flip over a defender into the end zone?

Other sports have great athletes as well, but none of them can match the variety that football brings to the table.

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Football is a game of ultimate strategy.

A full week of game-planning goes in to each and every opponent during the NFL season. This involves breaking down game film to find trends and weaknesses in the opposing team. Then a week's work of practice drilling the players on what to expect and how to beat their rival.

No matter how much you prepare, it all comes down to execution on game day.

There is nothing more beautiful than to see an offense clicking and driving the ball downfield. Every one of the 11 players on the offense is doing their job and it appears almost surgical at times how they move the ball. Some quarterbacks are so good at this that it appears too easy for them at times.

Then other times you have a vicious defense that uses physicality to win a game. Huge defenders are flying in to the backfield, laying bone-crushing hits on opposing running backs or quarterbacks. Wide receivers attempting to catch balls over the middle often hear the footsteps of defenders closing in for a big hit. 

A game can progress and end in so many different ways, but what you can count on is that it will always be entertaining. 

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The NFL has done an incredible job of creating parity in their league. 

There are dominant teams and superstar players, but anyone can beat anyone in this league. The worst teams in the league can put together a performance that can trump the league's most elite any given week. You can predict all you want, but you never know what will happen until two teams take the field.

The drama that one game can bring is really what makes the sport unmatched.

You could have a high-scoring affair where two teams are going back and forth, making it appear as if the last team with the ball will win. Then there could be a defensive matchup that comes down to one big mistake by either team. 

Is there anything more exciting then watching one of the league's best quarterbacks drive his team down the field with only seconds remaining on the clock? How many millions of fans hold their breath each week as the ball is snapped and the kicker approaches it for the game-winning filed goal? How many times have fans slowly stood up as the Hail Mary pass to win the game comes tumbling down in to a crowd of players in the end zone?

All of this is happening as these players carry the pressure of knowing that every game counts. That this is the win that could get them in to the playoffs. This is the win that could take them to the Super Bowl. This is the win that could make them champions.

American Football is the greatest sport in the world.

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Re: It's official - Soccer as fake as wrasslin'


ASS MURPHY wrote:

The NFL is home to some of the best athletes in the world. 

What is even more amazing is that their skill sets vary so much from player to player and position to position.

You have wide receivers that can run 40 yards in a little over four seconds, and then you have linemen that can bench 250 pounds 30-plus times. You have quarterbacks that can sling a football 70 or 80 yards down the field right into the hands of a waiting receiver, and running backs that can carry defenders on their back as if they were small children. There are linebackers that can hit you hard enough to rattle your insides around, and kickers that can boot a ball through two posts from 50-plus yards away on a windy day. 

The magic is that all of these athletes are on the same field at the same time. 

At any point during a football game, you could see an athletic feat that you never expected. Who would have ever thought they'd see a wide receiver front flip over a defender into the end zone?

Other sports have great athletes as well, but none of them can match the variety that football brings to the table.


I'd take the athletic ability and skills of rugby players over American footballers any day of the week

and they do it for 80 solid minutes, instead of about 10 minutes actual playing time spread over about 3 hours stopping every 15 seconds to start over

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Re: It's official - Soccer as fake as wrasslin'


Bowe wrote:

ASS MURPHY wrote:

  Sloppy Santa, here's some of your recess playmates, livin the dream. 

I wonder why he's bending over? Did his team just get sold out for a loss, or is he describing what happened to him on his most recent "date"?

 

sg

Soccer = ghey, boring and rigged.


its called stretching

something athletes have to do


Are you sure? Looks like he lost a gerbil to me.

But you must have meant that soccer players are the only athletes who practice stretching. I can see how you'd think that if it's the only sport you've ever had the misfortunate of watching.

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ASS MURPHY wrote:

Are you sure? Looks like he lost a gerbil to me.

But you must have meant that soccer players are the only athletes who practice stretching. I can see how you'd think that if it's the only sport you've ever had the misfortunate of watching.


I watched the superbowl last night

although I've got to be honest, I didn't notice when the lights were out

when they just showed half an hour of players sitting around not doing anything, I thought the game was just continuing as normal

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Re: It's official - Soccer as fake as wrasslin'


Bowe wrote:

ASS MURPHY wrote:

  Sloppy Santa, here's some of your recess playmates, livin the dream. 

I wonder why he's bending over? Did his team just get sold out for a loss, or is he describing what happened to him on his most recent "date"?

 

sg

Soccer = ghey, boring and rigged.


its called stretching

something athletes have to do


What is it that was being stretched?

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Lol @ someone called ASS calling anything gay...stupid fuck
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^^^^ Oooo...you're a "Valued Contributor" now. :smileyhappy:

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.




 

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Lord Elpus wrote:
An athlete in America, is some fat fuck that hasn't seen his dick for about 10 years.

I understand it reflects American society.

That's why no other nation pays any attention to it.

A great alternative to sleeping pills.

You sound all sore because your game is rigged. It must suck to live in Europe. No wonder you're having trouble sleeping.

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Nooooo, i wanna be super


Mofos...
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Yeah Europe sucks because theres a suspicion of some rigged football matches lol


Stupidity is like an epidemic in America
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Obesity Rampant in NFL, Study Says
Published March 01, 2005
Associated Press
It's no secret that size matters in the National Football League (search), but a new study suggests that a whopping 56 percent of NFL players would be considered obese by some medical standards.
The NFL called the study bogus for using players' body-mass index (search), a height-to-weight ratio that doesn't consider body muscle versus fat. The players' union said that despite the familiar sight of bulging football jerseys, there's no proof that obesity is rampant in the league.
But former defensive tackle John Jurkovic said he's seen plenty of evidence that players have gotten not just bigger but sometimes fatter, "big as houses" in recent years because of league pressure to intimidate opponents and win.
"The NFL teams want it because it's working," said Jurkovic, who played for Green Bay, Cleveland and Jacksonville before retiring in 2000.
The theory is that bigger men, especially linemen and defensive players, are better blockers and harder to move.
But the study results suggest that bigger players don't make a team more successful. There was no relationship between teams' average player BMI and their ranking in 2003-04, the season studied. Arizona had the highest average BMI but also the worst record in its division.
In the study, University of North Carolina endocrinologist Dr. Joyce Harp and student Lindsay Hecht used statistics on the NFL Web site to calculate BMIs for 2,168 NFL players, nearly all those playing in the 2003-04 season.
Almost all the players qualified as overweight, and 56 percent had BMIs of at least 30 — what doctors consider obese. For example, a 6-foot-2 man weighing 235 has a BMI of just over 30. Nearly half of the obese players were in the severely obese range, with a BMI of at least 35, and a small percentage were morbidly obese with a BMI of at least 40.
Harp acknowledged that without measuring body composition, it's uncertain how many players were truly fat, but she said it's unlikely the high BMIs were "due to a healthy increase in muscle mass alone."
"The high number of large players was not unexpected, given the pressures of professional athletes to increase their mass. However, it may not be without health consequences," the researchers wrote, citing previous studies that documented obesity-related problems, including sleep apnea and high blood pressure in NFL players.
The study appears in Wednesday's Journal of the American Medical Association.
While the study methods were not very scientific, players' growing girth "is a major concern," said Dr. Arthur Roberts, a former NFL quarterback and retired heart surgeon whose Living Heart Foundation works with the players' union to evaluate heart-related health risks faced by current and retired players.
"These larger body sizes are generally associated with greater cardiovascular risks," Roberts said.
The increasing emphasis on size may be a bad influence on "all the young kids that play football around the country ... and are trying to be like their heroes," Roberts said.
Players' union spokesman Carl Francis said health and safety are "discussed all the time," and that while some players likely are obese, it's not a major problem.
NFL spokesman Greg Aiello called the study substandard and said there's no proof obesity is worse in the NFL than in U.S. society in general, where about 30 percent of adults are obese, based on BMI data. "This was not a serious medical study," he said.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,149131,00.html#ixzz2JyZFyJTX



Lol @ athletes
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trainset wrote:
Yeah Europe sucks because theres a suspicion of some rigged football matches lol


Stupidity is like an epidemic in America

Europe sucks for an endless list of reasons. It stinks and it's full of AIDS and drug addicts. You should fit right in there.

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dumbass trainset posting articles from 7 years ago.

 

retread.

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Dumb redneck...away and fuck your moma lol
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Playing Fussball is pretty stupid. 

Watching Fussball is uberstupid.

Paying for watching Fussball is superuberstupid.

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2011

http://workers-compensation.blogspot.com/2011/09/nfls-surprising-occupational-hazard.html?m=1


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