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Jasonwebb
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Helo there.....

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‎02-09-2013 05:03 AM - edited ‎02-19-2013 03:26 PM

Hi, I am Jason!

I am a newbie here. I registered here for me to consume my time in a creative and adventurous way by introducing myself here. I am a very social person so I like visiting new Websites and getting acquainted to new people there. I myself deal in independent sales reps....

Well then, thanks for letting me here! I hope I can meet new friends here online. Thanks again!

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‎02-09-2013 05:09 AM

reported for naivete and gross dork-ulosity.
this is not a death threat







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I don't have a leaning disabled stupid! It's how you can't understand the Word of God!
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‎02-09-2013 05:10 AM

Advice : Get out while you can before it's too late.

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‎02-09-2013 05:11 AM - edited ‎02-09-2013 05:11 AM

Just kidding....welcome, n00b.
this is not a death threat







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I don't have a leaning disabled stupid! It's how you can't understand the Word of God!
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‎02-09-2013 05:16 AM

First to guess the alt correctly wins!
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"Senators say they fear the N.R.A. and the gun lobby. But I think that fear must be nothing compared to the fear the first graders in Sandy Hook Elementary School felt as their lives ended in a hail of bullets. The fear that those children who survived the massacre must feel every time they remember their teachers stacking them into closets and bathrooms, whispering that they loved them, so that love would be the last thing the students heard if the gunman found them."- Gabrielle Giffords


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‎02-09-2013 05:41 AM

Swimming Pool's younger brother

"I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man" - Clapton
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‎02-09-2013 06:50 AM

Jasonwebb wrote:

Hi, I am Jason!

I am a newbie here. I registered here for me to consume my time in a creative and adventurous way by introducing myself here. I am a very social person so I like visiting new Websites and getting acquainted to new people there.

Well then, thanks for letting me here! I hope I can meet new friends here online. Thanks again!

Let me be the first for to welcome you here to this place.  I as well like to visit and be for good websites that are social and consume my time in an adventurous way as well.  Thanks for you to be introducing yourself and may you meet many new friends here online in this place.

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‎02-09-2013 06:51 AM

Hello Jason, my name is Hoppy Shimko. I am pleased to meet you. Welcome to the website and I sincerely hope you have a long and productive stay.  Allow me to offer a few bits of advice to assist you in making your subsequent visits enjoyable and trouble free.

1. There are words here that are NOT to be used, they are ( but not limited to ) nigger, cunt, retard, faggot, spic, wetback, nip, kike, wop, or any ethnic or racial slur, traditional or modern.

2. You may NOT accuse anyone of pedophilia or otherwise insinuate such.

3. You may NOT flood the forum with multiple threads. ( this rule is a grey area, so you are wise not to test the limits)

4. You may NOT post pornographic photos or link to pornographic websites.

 

These are common sense/ common courtesy rules that by and large are enforced with regularity, HOWEVER, stalking, harassing, making a general disagreeable experience can and will be dealt with if the need arises.

 

Once again , WELCOME, and if we can help you in any way, just ask !!

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‎02-09-2013 08:15 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ hoppy Shimko

Welcome stranger.
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‎02-09-2013 08:32 AM

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

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‎02-09-2013 08:34 AM

Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Or a Republican.

Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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‎02-09-2013 09:08 AM

quickie1 wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Or a Republican.

or Obama


Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill
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‎02-09-2013 10:12 AM

quickie1 wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Or a Republican.

 

Or a religious nut.

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.



 

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‎02-09-2013 10:28 AM

Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Ooo there's a song I'm trying to think of that would fit just nicely here. I think Bob Dylan sings it and the only line I can remember is: Please allow me to introduce myself....

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." ~ Einstein

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." ~ Einstein

" I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. "~Mae West

The man and the gun become intimate and they cannot do the act without each other. So the gun is part of the problem."
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‎02-09-2013 10:29 AM

moonlightin wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Ooo there's a song I'm trying to think of that would fit just nicely here. I think Bob Dylan sings it and the only line I can remember is: Please allow me to introduce myself....

Stones...'Sympathy for the Devil'

I'd totally do the one in the middle, Is she legal?



Kind'a old. But if you're passing through New York give me a call



Oh, sorry. I assumed she was stupid for being your wife



Right now you sound like a whiny bitch. So you're probably Hoddy's wife.



It really does look like it's Hoddy's stupid wife
PM me for the author of those quotes










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moonlightin wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Ooo there's a song I'm trying to think of that would fit just nicely here. I think Bob Dylan sings it and the only line I can remember is: Please allow me to introduce myself....

Rolling Stones "Sympathy For The Devil".

Great song. :smileyhappy:

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‎02-09-2013 10:30 AM - edited ‎02-09-2013 10:32 AM

Hoddy wrote:
moonlightin wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Ooo there's a song I'm trying to think of that would fit just nicely here. I think Bob Dylan sings it and the only line I can remember is: Please allow me to introduce myself....

Stones...'Sympathy for the Devil'

Hoddy beat me to it

 

No, not the song, haha

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‎02-09-2013 10:40 AM

Jasonwebb wrote:

 I registered here for me to consume my time in a creative and adventurous way by introducing myself here.

 

either an adult moron or a schoolkid destined for failure:smileytongue:

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Ill never forget you Z...

Could do with a hand with shane and hobo later if you have any pointers
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‎02-09-2013 10:42 AM

Hoddy wrote:
moonlightin wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Ooo there's a song I'm trying to think of that would fit just nicely here. I think Bob Dylan sings it and the only line I can remember is: Please allow me to introduce myself....

Stones...'Sympathy for the Devil'

 

Thank you so very much! I appreciate the ah... help.

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." ~ Einstein

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." ~ Einstein

" I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. "~Mae West

The man and the gun become intimate and they cannot do the act without each other. So the gun is part of the problem."
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‎02-09-2013 10:42 AM

Daryl Flynn wrote:
moonlightin wrote:
Daryl Flynn wrote:

This is how Satan would introduce himself. 

Ooo there's a song I'm trying to think of that would fit just nicely here. I think Bob Dylan sings it and the only line I can remember is: Please allow me to introduce myself....

Rolling Stones "Sympathy For The Devil".

Great song. :smileyhappy:

 

Thank you too. :smileywink:  Glad I put that one line in and the context right. :smileyvery-happy:

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." ~ Einstein

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." ~ Einstein

" I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. "~Mae West

The man and the gun become intimate and they cannot do the act without each other. So the gun is part of the problem."
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