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Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

She's fifty-one.  The significance of birthdays has to change when you've become more aware of your death day.  One of my best friends, our drummer, was unsucessful in his fight with cancer, but we will all be unsuccessful in fighting death.  If you are over the age of forty now, you have spent at least part of your life in a world of chemical dangers unprecedented in human history.  Some of those dangers are very complex chemical chains created to rid the world of pests.  Some of those dangers are from very simple elements like lead and asbestos.  Some things, like high fructose corn syrup, we have created to satisfy primal attractions to sweets, attractions that become addictions.  Then we have those addictions like nicotine and cocaine that have been promoted early on as healthy and beneficial.   We can't get it back, that time and clean environment, we just have to go move on.

 

So, carpe dium, take a cha-cha-cha chance.

 

 

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moogerfooger
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

all I want a do is have some fun
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

My cover band does My Favorite Mistake, I like it.  I also like coffee.

Happy birthday, Sheryl.

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tequila_titan
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

Sheryl wants to limit the amount of toilet paper you use.

Liberalism; such great ideas, they need to force you to follow them.

The window into America’s political soul reveals total evil. The US government constitutes Satan’s Chosen People. Nothing else can be said for those who rule and oppress us.
-Paul Craig Roberts


-Progressivism - the warped philosophy that people are helped more by tearing down the strong than building up the weak, effectively reducing everyone to the lowest common denominator

Socialism is for the people, not the socialist.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


tequila_titan wrote:

Sheryl wants to limit the amount of toilet paper you use.


I will allow that if she comes here to personally supervise.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

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imgsheryl crow3.jpg

 

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

I don't care for her music.

I'd totally do the one in the middle, Is she legal?



Kind'a old. But if you're passing through New York give me a call



Oh, sorry. I assumed she was stupid for being your wife




Right now you sound like a whiny bitch. So you're probably Hoddy's wife.




It really does look like it's Hoddy's stupid wife

PM me for the author of those quotes










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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

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She wrote a lot of catchy MTV/radio-ready pop tunes back in the 1990's. Happy Birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


Fred Fartboski wrote:

She wrote a lot of catchy MTV/radio-ready pop tunes back in the 1990's. Happy Birthday!


Fred, you need to change your sig. 

 

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

Hard to believe she's 51...looks a good deal younger.

Nappy Birthday and thanks for some great music, Ms. Crow!

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


Kreatorkind wrote:

huh... I guess we're allowed to post nudity now. Weird. 


 

Shane is trying to get banned to save himself from his recent humiliations. 

I HAVE SPOKEN
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


thankyou wrote:

 

Fred, you need to change your sig. 

 

 


Any suggestions?

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

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Kreatorkind wrote:

huh... I guess we're allowed to post nudity now. Weird. 


I'm not sure if there's any moderation in this transition period. Maybe the mods have their hands full trying to make the site user friendly?

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


Kreatorkind wrote:

huh... I guess we're allowed to post nudity now. Weird. 


Either that, or Shanecat is attempting suicide by mod.  He's been pretty seriously pounded in a few threads this week.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


Fred Fartboski wrote:

thankyou wrote:

 

Fred, you need to change your sig. 

 

 


Any suggestions?


You didn't like my suggestion?  How about,

 

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

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thankyou wrote:



 
 

You didn't like my suggestion?  How about,

 

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:smileyhappy:

 

Thank you, thankyou, for your suggestion, but I'm going to stick with my original sig.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow

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Fred Fartboski wrote:

thankyou wrote:



 
 

You didn't like my suggestion?  How about,

 

Last edited by Fred Fartboski, oh nevermind, there's no need to edit perfection.


:smileyhappy:

 

Thank you, thankyou, for you suggestion, but I'm going to stick with my original sig.


Bless you, my son.  Soon you will not have to absolve your sins with ten Hail Hitlers and five Norquists.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Sheryl Crow


thankyou wrote:

Kreatorkind wrote:

huh... I guess we're allowed to post nudity now. Weird. 


Either that, or Shanecat is attempting suicide by mod.  He's been pretty seriously pounded in a few threads this week.


lol @ pounded

You guys are my puppets :smileyvery-happy:

I have a 30k account coming up and I need to ditch this time wasting habit, at least for a couple months, so I thought I'd push the limits, which I enjoy, and make it easy.

But, I might want to pop in at night, so Sheryl put her clothes back on :smileyhappy:

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