Kreatorkind wrote:
God woke me up early today too... or it could have been my neighbor. I don't know. I need coffee. HURRY UP COFFEE MAKER! Damn thing is too slow. I need to start setting the timer before I go to bed, so it's made as I wake up. *sigh* Coffee. Yay.
It's usually not God that wakes me up but a bladder that needs emptying. Dang it sucks getting older.
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." ~ Einstein
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." ~ Einstein
" I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. "~Mae West
The man and the gun become intimate and they cannot do the act without each other. So the gun is part of the problem."
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