The Political Party

[ryan7585]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/glenn-beck-announces-plan-independence-usa-233854956.html

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

[kav]

Atlas shat.

[Mossy Mossy Mo…]

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ryan7585 wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/glenn-beck-announces-plan-independence-usa-233854956.html

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

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Leave it to a Mormon and Republican to build his own Jonestown. 

[Malcolm Ramone]

THAT'LL END WELL....... -Adam

[RogueGnome]

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Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

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ryan7585 wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/glenn-beck-announces-plan-independence-usa-233854956.html

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

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Leave it to a Mormon and Republican to build his own Jonestown. 

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are we forgetting "alcoholic"?

[jzh]

The Blaze. He is an ignorant piece of **bleep**.

[newbie chick]

 What kind of Kool-aid will Glenn serve?

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Mossy Mossy Moss wrote:

Leave it to a Mormon and Republican to build his own Jonestown. 

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[jds22]

Nope, nothing can go wrong here.

[splatbass]

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ryan7585 wrote:

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

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Isn't that how the USSR used to do it? And North Korea currently does it?

It seems that a lot of right wingers would love to institute a totalitarian government if it could be on their side.

[Hoddy]

I'm soooooooo in!!!

[Bowe]

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splatbass wrote:

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ryan7585 wrote:

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

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Isn't that how the USSR used to do it? And North Korea currently does it?

It seems that a lot of right wingers would love to institute a totalitarian government if it could be on their side.

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he can ask the Chinese government for tips

[thankyou]

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Hoddy wrote:

I'm soooooooo in!!!

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Teh door is thataway >>>>.

[Prime8]

There is already a Utopia for Republicans.

It is caled Somalia.  Virtually zero restrictions and lots of guns.  What could be better?

[SHRED]

No public services of any kind I presume?

[arcadesonfire]

The best part:

"The main point, Beck says, is education. "Before you send your kids to college," Beck said in his pitch video, "you come to us. And you spend a week with us. We're gonna tell them exactly, we will show them the truth, we will tell them what they're going to try to do, and we will deprogram them every summer, if you care.""

Deprogram them? Show them the truth? His delusions are fascinating. Anyway, I wanna hear more about where it will go. Gotta be somewhere near Ellis Island eh? I pay nearly $2 billion a year for an apartment with an above ground subway right out my window. Where's he gonna get property round here for a farm and a theme park?

[The Badger]

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ryan7585 wrote:

Glenn Beck plans to build his own UTOPIA for REPUBLICANS!!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/glenn-beck-announces-plan-independence-usa-233854956.html

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

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I've long suspected Mr. Beck was orbiting in his own private little solar system, quite apart from the one the rest of us inhabit. This proves it. I wonder which of the military's "BOMBING RANGE -- NO LANDINGS" islands he's planning to take over for  his "conservative Republican utopia?" I can't imagine any sentient beings welcoming him.

[moonlightin]

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Prime8 wrote:

There is already a Utopia for Republicans.

It is caled Somalia.  Virtually zero restrictions and lots of guns.  What could be better?

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I wonder why repugs never talk about Somalia.

[The Badger]

"There's not going to be a Gap here. There's no Ann Taylor. You want an Ann Taylor, go someplace else," Beck said in a video announcement. The marketplace, Beck says, will be a place for people to create their own businesses and learn from others.

What's Beck's utopia gonna cost? Around $2 billion. Beck says he's willing to take steps to make his vision happen "one piece at a time." Just don't expect to find a Gap."

So Mr. Beck wants to control everything in his little commmunity, does he? Fine by me. As for "don't expect a Gap," that's impossble, The Gap will indeed be in the Republican Utopia of Independance, USA. It's just slightly above and between Mr. Beck's ears.

(I'm surprised bats haven't taken up residence in that cave.)

[willhaven]

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ryan7585 wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/glenn-beck-announces-plan-independence-usa-233854956.html

lolz. 

my favorite part is how all outside media is blocked and he controls it all internally. That'll prevent brainwashing!!! really!!! 

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Now the real question is, what should he call it? Dumbfuckistan and Fatfuckistan certainly seem like worthy contenders.

[55gibby]

There is a Dumbfuckistan already...