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Does Allah Have A Plan? CAUTION, Graphic content.

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‎01-22-2013 07:16 AM - edited ‎01-22-2013 09:04 AM

iran

 

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awe

gytqwe

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 How's He Doing Lately?

Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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‎01-22-2013 07:19 AM - edited ‎01-22-2013 07:20 AM

You mean Ala Bama?

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.



 

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‎01-22-2013 07:31 AM

like any god, if his plan involves killing people, its doing rather well
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‎01-22-2013 07:34 AM

If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." William J. Casey, Director of the CIA under Ronald Reagan

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." Ronald Reagan

"I believe in the idea of amnesty for those who have put down roots and lived here, even though sometime back they may have entered illegally," Ronald Reagan, 1984.
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‎01-22-2013 07:38 AM

So, if I state that I don't believe in unicorns, that must automatically mean I believe in leprechauns?

I need better choices. Or at least, more of them.
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‎01-22-2013 07:44 AM

 

chickgod

 

Chicken ala King!

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.



 

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‎01-22-2013 07:47 AM

Is posting grotestque and disturbing images your new schtick?  If so, please include a warning in the thread title.  My young child is often in my computer room when I'm on this site.

I hope we're not too messianic or a trifle too Satanic.

Fuck art, buy junk.
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‎01-22-2013 08:05 AM

kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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Invisible Hand wrote:

Is posting grotestque and disturbing images your new schtick?  If so, please include a warning in the thread title.  My young child is often in my computer room when I'm on this site.

I'm not responsible for raising your child. This is a  "18 yrs of age" web site

"Eligibility. You must be at least eighteen years of age to register as a Member."

 

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Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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‎01-22-2013 08:08 AM

Allah's plan came down from Abraham and Moses, then was reinterpreted by Mohammad Jesus Smith over the years.

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That's how the light gets in.

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‎01-22-2013 08:11 AM

quickie1 wrote:
kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

 

 

We really, REALLY need a facepalm emoticon.

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.



 

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‎01-22-2013 08:13 AM

Invisible Hand wrote:

Is posting grotestque and disturbing images your new schtick?  If so, please include a warning in the thread title.  My young child is often in my computer room when I'm on this site.

good thing u don't have an assault rifle.

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‎01-22-2013 08:15 AM

bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

 

 

We really, REALLY need a facepalm emoticon.

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Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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quickie1 wrote:
bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

 

 

We really, REALLY need a facepalm emoticon.

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You were pretty swift with that.  

 

With the spelling of dieties other than Jeebus, not so much.

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.



 

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‎01-22-2013 08:17 AM

quickie1 wrote:

iran

 

ase

awe

gytqwe

gtr

 How's He Doing Lately?

how much for 1 kid?

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‎01-22-2013 08:19 AM

bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

 

 

We really, REALLY need a facepalm emoticon.

face

 

You were pretty swift with that.  

 

With the spelling of dieties other than Jeebus, not so much.

As soon as I saw the misspelled post, I corrected mine. I am "pretty swift" when I'm online.

Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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‎01-22-2013 08:20 AM

quickie1 wrote:
bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

 

 

We really, REALLY need a facepalm emoticon.

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You were pretty swift with that.  

 

With the spelling of dieties other than Jeebus, not so much.

As soon as I saw the misspelled post, I corrected mine. I am "pretty swift" when I'm online.

 

 

LOL!

 

It had to be pointed out to you (several times, in fact).

Gallus2012 wrote:

I've never come across people more dumber than Americans.

I've travelled the globe BTW.



 

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‎01-22-2013 08:22 AM

funny how no one has said anything about the love religion

 

 

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‎01-22-2013 08:22 AM

To you I'm an atheist; but to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.



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‎01-22-2013 08:23 AM

bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
bluzboy wrote:
quickie1 wrote:
kav wrote:
If you're going to invoke a god, you should at least spell the name correctly.

I was going to order a la carte.

Corrected..Thanks for pointing this out to me.

 

 

We really, REALLY need a facepalm emoticon.

face

 

You were pretty swift with that.  

 

With the spelling of dieties other than Jeebus, not so much.

As soon as I saw the misspelled post, I corrected mine. I am "pretty swift" when I'm online.

 

 

LOL!

 

It had to be pointed out to you (several times, in fact).

So? Is this all you have? I was offline.....apparently your only swiftness is making a fool out of yourself. How about you use your mind and answer the question.

Conservative Playbook.

1. Use Bible to "hurt" all that aren't like you.

2. Use Bible to "forgive" your own extramarital affairs, lying and cheating, leading to a "new and better you".

3. Tell the voters that "Jesus has forgiven you".

4. Get re-elected by the most gullible group of people on the planet, (conservative voters)...then marry your mistress.
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