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Rudolf von Hagenwil
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Anyone can recommend me a burglar?

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I want to refurbish my house, and the insurance should pay it.

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guitarville
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Re: Anyone can recommend me a burglar?

You're not going to use Chinese drywall, are you

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Re: Anyone can recommend me a burglar?


Rudolf von Hagenwil wrote:

I want to refurbish my house, and the insurance should pay it.


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Rudolf von Hagenwil
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no dry walls, my house is over 230 years old, wall about 24 inches thick, and my city appartment is in a house built in 1925 on the third floor, you need a ladder

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Re: Anyone can recommend me a burglar?

If modern fiction has taught us anything, if you need a burglar just go find an extremely unqualified small person.
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Rudolf von Hagenwil wrote:

I want to refurbish my house, and the insurance should pay it.


 

I'd recommend Shane - he's a renowned turd burglar. 

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I recommend this guy 

 

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Re: Anyone can recommend me a burglar?

How about Bilbo Baggins?


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I'm looking for a burglar, but not just any burglar. I want one that shits on the floor. Any recommendations?

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Used2BMarkoh wrote:

How about Bilbo Baggins?


I think Hoddy is booked solid.

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harrycox1 wrote:

I'm looking for a burglar, but not just any burglar. I want one that shits on the floor. Any recommendations?


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Used2BMarkoh wrote:

How about Bilbo Baggins?


"If I say he's a burgler, he's a burgler.  Or will be, when the time comes" - Gandalf


I second this.  Gandalf knows his stuff.

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Rudolf von Hagenwil wrote:

no dry walls, my house is over 230 years old, wall about 24 inches thick, and my inner city appartment is in a house build in 1925 on the third floor, you need a ladder


Sounds like an awesome place. 

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Telecruiser wrote:

harrycox1 wrote:

I'm looking for a burglar, but not just any burglar. I want one that shits on the floor. Any recommendations?


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Miter Gauge wrote:

Rudolf von Hagenwil wrote:

no dry walls, my house is over 230 years old, wall about 24 inches thick, and my inner city appartment is in a house build in 1925 on the third floor, you need a ladder


 

Sounds like an awesome place. 


 

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Re: Anyone can recommend me a burglar?

hey angelo. be extra careful you select an actual criminal and not just an encyclopedia salesman.

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