Open Jam

[Voltan]

on the front page?

the fuck are we???   turd class citizens around this shit hole?

[I Play Um · Accepted solution]

Come now...we will never get that attention. We are like the ignored section by those who endlessly discuss string gauges and paying to much for Klon pedals.

Honestly....fuck um!  You know why?  Cause we are the outlaws baby...cyber bad asses that the rest just cant compare to.

We dont need no Top poasts gold stars...tis for faggots!

[Voltan]

i shall dubbel kudo thee!!!  hold on!

[I Play Um]

Thankyou...I've been put out on the interwebs by Andertron to be a kudos whore....oh how I fear for my life as I get older and draw less kudos...but I cant help myself! 

[pipemaker]

send me dead kudos every morning.

send me dead kudos by the us mail

send me dead kudos to my wedding.

and i wont forget to put kudos on your grave

no i wont forget to put kudos on your grave

[Voltan]

i see you sitting there...

[braif]

Open Jam posts are a special prize...like golden nuggets in the poo!  It may take some digging through the poo, but those special few who are willing to put forth the effort are rewarded with golden poo nuggets*!!! :thu:

*golden poo nuggets are figurative and not necessarily real gold or real poo nuggets.  Other restrictions may apply.  Void where prohibited.

[Le Petomane]

We are the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!!

[EddietheCartboy]

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braif wrote:

Open Jam posts are a special prize...like golden nuggets in the poo!  It may take some digging through the poo, but those special few who are willing to put forth the effort are rewarded with golden poo nuggets*!!! :thu:

*golden poo nuggets are figurative and not necessarily real gold or real poo nuggets.  Other restrictions may apply.  Void where prohibited.

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If you start at the home page, it takes about six clicks to get here, assuming you actually see the General Forums heading all the way at the bottom of Gear Forums. I guess that's a good thing...adds to the exclusivity.

*Batteries not included. Prices slightly higher in the West and the South. Item may not be available in all stores.

[unclefred]

It's like guitar jam but with more jokes and brains. Although the brains might be fried.

[Voltan]

BUTT weight!!! thares MOAR!!!! YAY!!!!!!

If'nyu ordur rite now wheel dubbel yore enjoyment with a fresh flung poo!!!   

operators are standing by!!

[Voltan · Accepted solution]

*flings poo*

:flungpoophil:

[notgonnadoit]

It takes more than one post every couple of hours to stay on the front page.

[Voltan]

yeah, and your point is?

[I Play Um]

Well???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Pigger]

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzipperzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!