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Voltan
Posts: 59,981
Registered: ‎05-02-2006

whats this "sooper cuntrubuttor" equine feces?

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‎02-05-2013 06:21 PM

i mean really? what happint to my "voltard the benevolent"?     

 

how am i to be perceived as being a good natured fukk if they dont see it in my title?

 

all is lost...

 

:smileytongue:horelornphil:

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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I Play Um
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‎02-05-2013 08:08 PM

Well I guess they didnt realize you arent the run of the mill type of poaster.

Super Contributer and other such titles are to encourage you and make you want to rise to the top.....whatever the top is!

Its to make you feel...Special...yes thats it....Special!

Bite Me...Its The New Blow Me!
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Voltan
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‎02-06-2013 12:40 AM

i feal spatial... reely spatial...  

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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Belva
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‎02-06-2013 06:46 PM

Cuntbutt soup

They say dogs can smell fear. People must have fear coming outa their butts
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Voltan
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‎02-06-2013 08:08 PM

I hear teh cries of children
and other songs of war...
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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onelife
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‎02-06-2013 11:43 PM

it looks like you are "valued" now - is that a step up or down from super?

you can't control the wind but you can learn to sail

contentment is true wealth

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Voltan
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‎02-07-2013 12:37 AM

why must there be an up or down? why can it not be just a step over?   

 

z:cheekyphil:

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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Voltan
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‎02-07-2013 12:43 AM

it looks like i usta could be maybe...

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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I Play Um
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‎02-07-2013 05:42 AM

Voltan wrote:

it looks like i usta could be maybe...

Well look at you my friend....not much fanfare but you have risen beyond mere special-ness!

Bite Me...Its The New Blow Me!
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jackcheez
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‎02-07-2013 07:03 AM

onelife wrote:

it looks like you are "valued" now - is that a step up or down from super?

We're all in this together and they're trying to divide us. :catmad: :robotmad: :womanmad: :manmad: :smileymad:

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We need a multi-linqual international special STFU liaison officer around here
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EddietheCartboy
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‎02-07-2013 07:10 AM

Your name's in purple now, too. Kinda regal.

You can believe me because, I never lie, and I'm always right.
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Buttcrust
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‎02-07-2013 07:16 AM

Much value is evident with the new HC. We get to have a new, updated HC, and it costs us nothing but our time.

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‎02-07-2013 07:28 AM

Buttcrust wrote:

Much value is evident with the new HC.

You has vision where lesser men are blind. :cathappy:

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Voltan
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‎02-07-2013 08:10 AM

i cant find my head...

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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Pigger
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‎02-07-2013 08:12 AM

I am suddenly "valued".

I feel cheap, and used. :smileysad:
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Dinkleberg
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‎02-07-2013 08:14 AM

Voltan wrote:

i cant find my head...

I keep mine firmly stuffed up my ass to in order to avoid such predicaments.

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Voltan
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‎02-07-2013 04:41 PM

Dinkleberg wrote:
Voltan wrote:

i cant find my head...

I keep mine firmly stuffed up my ass to in order to avoid such predicaments.

is there room for mine too?    i'm thinking we could always alternate inhalations if it's really tight...

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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spacecommando
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‎02-07-2013 05:09 PM

Voltan is a super duper pooper scooper!

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Voltan
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‎02-07-2013 05:12 PM

spacecommando wrote:

Voltan is a super duper pooper scooper!

and i polish turds too...  you should see some of the gleaming, steamers i have cleaned to mirror-like perfection...  

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.
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Pigger
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‎02-08-2013 02:48 PM

Predicaments often lead to dicaments.
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