After reviewing the empirical evidence y'all'z have spewed onto the forum during the past few days, I'm sticking with the "Mick Taylor in 2029" prediction, when an 80 year old Mick Taylor will behead an 86 year old Mick Jagger and become the sole Rolling Stone.
Before 2029, the other members of the Rolling Bones will meet their fates in unusual ways:
■ Ronnie Wood -- A drunken Ronnie, whilst on vacation, gets impaled by a bull in Pamplona.
■ Bill Wyman -- Billyboy gets captured in the south of France by an Al-Qaeda offshoot (AQITLR, or Al-Qaeda in the Languedoc-Roussillon) and held for ransom for a year before he is finally beheaded.
■ Charlie Watts -- Just like a lot of drummers, Charlie spontaneously combusts one day and that is all there is to say about the incident.
■ Keef Richards -- After being hit in the head by a falling coconut at a South Pacific island resort, Keef staggers around briefly before falling into wet concrete, entombing himself in a sidewalk.
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