Open Jam

[Pigger]

Apparently it has poo floating around in the hallways. (I'm sure they're called something else, but they look just like hallways to me. :idk

Seems like a perfect HCOJ holiday cruise!! :thu:

[Voltan]

thay cawl tehm opin sue erz...

[I Play Um]

But...they claim theres plenty of food and drinks

[Voltan]

lol @ crews ship phil lovechild

[jackcheez]

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I Play Um wrote:

But...they claim theres plenty of food and drinks

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...and poo angels !!1!

[Voltan]

*flings poo angel from shaft of green throbbing glistener*

[Voltan]

:turbospinwankzoomspurtphil:

[jackcheez]

lol not even the great zoomspurtphil can fling a poo angel

[Voltan]

hide and watch me... I bin practicing with llama poops all aftrrnoon...

[Voltan]

*gathers gooey globlets of poo with head of green throbbing glistener*

[Voltan]

*fashions size eleventy seven poo angel with prehensile anus*

[Voltan]

*0pens cowpers gland and secretes magic glue from TGG's spermatazoa ducts*

[Voltan]

*bag dances malformed poo angel on head of TGG*

[Voltan]

*spins around room frappily fahrting whilst drpping shartlet fragmints on linoleum*

[Voltan]

*firmly grasps throbbing green glistener wit both hsnds and one foot and gasping, falls to floor in ecstatic poo nirvana*

[Mikeo]

If you listen to any tune here, listen to the Shelby Lynne song.

[Voltan]

*sputs sputterz and spews one and seven sixteenths gallons of green bioluminescent spermatazoanz propelling poo angel toward ceiling fan*

[Voltan]

*groans silently amd watches glowing poo angel slip between rotating blades of death and securely cement to textured ceiling*

[Voltan]

*sharts self and giggles*

[Pigger]

Thanks for adding the soundtrack, Mikeo!!

*Thrashes about in the flung glistening poo angels headed for Alabama*